Men in Black script
Men in Black (1997)
Synopsis: They are the best-kept secret in the universe. Working for a highly funded yet unofficial government agency, Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) and Jay (Will Smith) are the Men in Black, providers of immigration services and regulators of all things alien on Earth. While investigating a series of unregistered close encounters, the MIB agents uncover the deadly plot of an intergalactic terrorist who is on a mission to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies currently in residence in New York City.

The new car pulls a hard right, goes off the road, spins

around the INS cars, and SQUEALS to a sideways halt,

silhouetted in front of their headlights. It's a boxy, black

1986 Ford LTD.

TWO MEN get out, dressed in plain black suits, crisp white

shirts, simple black ties, shiny black shoes. KAY, fiftyish,

is the apotheosis of world-weary; his partner, DEE, mid-

sixties, is just weary. They approach the INS agents.

KAY:

We'll take it from here.

AGENT JANUS:

Who the hell are you?

Kay and Dee flash some form of ID.

KAY:

INS Division 6.

AGENT JANUS:

Division 6? I never heard of Division

6.

KAY:

Really?

Kay and Dee move past him and approach the row of nervous

immigrants.

KAY:

What're we thinking, Dee?

DEE:

Tough call, Kay.

He walks down the row, studying the faces, greeting each one

cheerily in Spanish.

KAY:

!Oye! Que pasa, coma estas? Hey!

(What's up, how are

you?)

No se preocupe, abuela. Bienvenida a

los Estados Unidos.

(Don't worry grandma.

Welcome to the United

States.)

(next)

A donde vas? San Antonio? Buscando

trabajo, no? Buena suerta.

(Where are you going?

San Antonio? Looking

for work, aren't

you? Good luck.)

(next)

Es un placer verle aqui.

(It's a pleasure seeing

you here.)

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Ed Solomon

Ed Solomon is an American writer, producer and director. He began his career in college as a joke writer, stand up comedian, and playwright and, while still in college, was a staff writer for Laverne ... more…

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