Me and Mrs Jones script
Me and Mrs Jones  Season #1 Episode #6 (2012)
Synopsis: Me and Mrs Jones is a British comedy about the life of a woman named Gemma Jones. The first series began on 12 October 2012 on BBC One. It stars Sarah Alexander and Neil Morrissey. On 10 December 2012, it was announced that the comedy would not return for a second series.

Me & Mrs. Jones - Episode One - Shooting Script - 17.05.2012

4.

JESS:

I’m gonna close my eyes, I don’t

wanna see them.

CHARLOTTE:

I do.

JESS:

Eeerrrrghhhhhhh...

GEMMA gets in the car and drives off leaving the POST WOMAN

holding the fish bowl and looking confused.

CUT TO:

3 INT. JASON AND INCA’S HOUSE - BEDROOM 3

The bedroom is white with a large colour studio

photographic portrait of INCA and JASON hanging above the

bed. INCA is sitting at her dressing table with mirror and

is vigorously rubbing lots of moisturiser on her arms.

JASON is in the bathroom brushing his teeth.

JASON (V.O)

Charlotte and Jess have got their

football match tonight so I’ll

collect you at 4.30.

INCA rubs a dollop of moisturiser between her hands.

INCA:

I should be revising for my

waxing exam this evening Jason.

If you please you will speak to

Gemma and arrange for otherwise.

JASON enters in a overly short Chinese Kimono, it is black

with red dragons on it and is tied neatly. He is mid tooth

brush.

JASON:

She’ll go potty.

INCA starts to apply the moisturizer to her upper arms in big

strokes watching herself in her dressing table mirror.

INCA:

It is very important I learn wax

Jason, English women are having a

lot of mighty big hairs. Gemma

will understand my strong needs

in this matter.

JASON:

Are you sure I can’t change your

mind?

Me & Mrs. Jones - Episode One - Shooting Script - 17.05.2012

5.

He puts a leg up provocatively on the end of the bed. She

stops and looks at him. Pauses then squirts some

moisturizer and starts an elaborate face buff.

INCA:

It will take more than the wolf

sex to change Inca’s mind.

JASON stands deflated in the small Kimono.

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Oriane Messina

Oriane Messina is a British comedy writer and performer, best known for her work in the sketch show Smack the Pony and the sitcom Green Wing. She has had a working partnership with fellow writer Fay Rusling since 1999. In 2007, she appeared briefly as a nurse in sitcom Not Going Out. more…

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