Man on the Moon Page #3
The thugs glance at each other.
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN) (cont'd)
Pleaze! I just move to America
yezterday! I do not know!
THUG #1
What's in the case?
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
NO! Eeet, eet is just perzonal
trifles from my homeland --
THUG #2
Shut up! Gimme that thing!
The guy snatches the case. He impulsively BREAKS the
lock... and clothes, congas and records fall out.
The thugs are dismayed.
THUG #1
Goddamn immigrants!
THUG #2
This guy's pathetic. Let's go.
Harsh glances. They angrily turn and leave.
Andy takes a nervous breath, then starts picking his things
off the street. He shouts after the guys:
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
Tank you veddy much...!
CUT TO:
The Improv, the biggest comedy club around. People are
lined up, waiting. The man strides up -- GEORGE SHAPIRO, a
Hollywood talent manager. George is old school: Bronx
accent, shmooze and a hug... but with a surprising sweetness
that is quite disarming. A DOORMAN sees him, grins, and
waves George in.
INT. NY IMPROV, BAR - 1975 - NIGHT
The bar is packed with COMICS and SHOW BIZ TYPES. A few
turn and smile -- "George!" "Hey, George!" George takes a
couple hands, whispers to someone else, then drifts into
the...
INT. NY IMPROV, SHOWROOM - 1975 - NIGHT
Where the show's in progress. Owner BUDD FRIEDMAN sees
George and gives him a bear-hug. Then he hustles George to
a table.
George sits -- and gives the stage his undivided attention.
WISEASS COMIC:
So I'm getting my mother-in-law a
special Christmas present: A pre-
paid funeral! The mortician asked
me if I wanted her buried, embalmed
or cremated. I said, "Make it all
three! I'm not takin' any chances!"
(the crowd LAUGHS)
Thank you. Good night!
The comic waves and exits. APPLAUSE. George politely
claps. A PIANO PLAYER jumps in with an upbeat show tune.
We think there's a break... when Andy suddenly, awkwardly
steps on stage. He is in character as Foreign Man. Pink
jacket, tie, hair slicked back, frightened like a deer in
headlights. He puts down his big case, pulls out various
junk, and arranges it on chairs.
The room hushes, uncertain as to who the hell this guy is.
Andy tentatively grabs the mike. The stagefright is agony.
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
Now? Now...?
(looking around)
Tank you veddy much. I am very
happy to be here. I tink -- this is
a very beautiful place. But one
ting I do not like is too much
traffic. Tonight I had to come
from, eh, and the freeway, it was so
much traffic. It took me an hour
and a half to get here!
Andy chuckles, as if this were a punchline.
Silence. The crowd is baffled.
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