Little Nicky Page #3
JIMMY THE DEMON:
(turning to leave)
Oh, and don't forget, you're shoving a
pineapple up Hitler's ass at four
o'clock.
Dad nods, and Jimmy shuffles out. Dad turns his attention
back to his sons.
DAD:
This was a very difficult decision,
because I have three wonderful sons. I
mean, Adrian, so smart, so ruthless.
And Cassius, so strong, so tough. And
Nicky, so...so...
NICKY:
Don't worry about coming up with
anything. It's cool.
DAD:
Such a sweet boy. But after much
thought and careful consideration, I've
decided that the ruler for the next ten
thousand years is going to have to
be...me.
CASSIUS AND ADRIAN
(dumbfounded)
What!?
NICKY:
Hallelujah.
They all look at Nicky.
NICKY (CONT'D)
I mean...tough break.
DAD:
The important thing for the stability of
our rule is to maintain the balance
between good and evil. And I don't
think any of you are ready for that
responsibility yet. You need the wisdom
that comes only with the passage of
time.
CASSIUS:
Dad! This is Hoyashit.
Dad glares. Cassius goes FLYING BACK. One of the Human
Dartboards laughs. Cassius whips a dart and hits him in the
tongue. Jimmy enters and points at his watch.
DAD:
Right. Right. Send him in.
(to the boys)
I'm sorry, boys. I've got to get back
to work.
Nicky, Cassius and Adrian start filing out. Adrian stops.
ADRIAN:
You sure about this decision, Dad?
DAD:
I'm telling you, pal, it's the right
thing to do.
HITLER (in a French maid's outfit), is being brought in by
Jimmy. They head towards the closet.
Inside the closet is a crate of pineapples. Hitler picks out
a relatively small one. Dad shakes his head "no." Dad walks
over to the closet. Hitler picks out a really big pineapple.
Dad nods "yes." Hitler sadly hands it to Dad. Jimmy bends
Hitler over and as Dad raises the fruit...
CLOSE ON HITLER'S EYES
As the pineapple's jammed up his ass.
HITLER:
Holy schnit!!
Cassius and Adrian are standing by the road still flowing
with souls. Both are pissed. There's a big, ugly, Bigfoot
looking MONSTER hanging out with them, kind of nodding along.
CASSIUS:
You work your ass off for ten thousand
years, hurting people, helping others
hurt people, then you get a decision
like that.
ADRIAN:
And he's dead serious.
CASSIUS:
It's just such a slap in the face.
Adrian turns to the Monster.
ADRIAN:
Um, excuse me, we're having a private
conversation here.
CASSIUS:
Yeah, get out of here! Beat it!
Cassius insanely snaps his fingers in the Monster's face.
The Monster shrugs and walks off.
ADRIAN:
Twenty-thousand years ago, Grandpa
Lucifer said, "It is better to rule in
hell than serve in heaven." Well, I'm
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