Little Nicky script
Little Nicky (2000)
Synopsis: In a perfect world, he'd be happy to head-bang in his room all day to heavy metal music. But no, his mom is an angel, his old man is the devil, and like all good fathers, he insists that Nicky get involved in the "family business." Nicky could think of 666 things he'd rather be doing than corrupting souls or spewing evil, but when his father's command over Hades is threatened by his bullying older brothers, it's up to unbalanced Nicky to restore the balance between Good and Evil on earth.

HUMAN DARTBOARD:

Was that really necessary?

Nicky enters sheepishly.

CASSIUS:

Hey, how's Daddy's little girl doing

today?

NICKY:

Good, thanks.

Cassius snaps his fingers in Nicky's face.

CASSIUS:

Hey. Hey. Hey. Wanna mind wrestle?

Cassius' eyes start glowing red.

NICKY:

Actually, I'll take a rain check on0

Nicky is slammed into a nearby desk as if by an invisible

force.

CASSIUS:

Got ya!

NICKY:

(picking up his head)

Yes, you got me...

Nicky's head slams back down again.

CASSIUS:

Got ya, again!

NICKY:

(picking head up)

Got me for sure, yes...

He grabs a lamp off the desk and cracks himself over the

head.

CASSIUS:

Got ya! Now here's the big finish...

Nicky frowns as he finds his own right hand heading for his

own crotch.

NICKY:

Oh no. Please Cassius...

Nicky's hand is being possessed. It gets closer and closer

until it latches on to Nicky's crotch.

NICKY (CONT'D)

Aaaaah.

Cassius concentrates even harder, making Nicky twist his own

hand. Nicky screams even louder. Adrian smiles. They don't

notice that DAD, wearing a sweatsuit (and with very small

devil horns), enters behind them.

DAD:

What are you boys doing?

Cassius releases Nicky's hand.

NICKY:

Nothing, Dad. Just re-arranging the

furniture.

DAD:

Cassius, didn't I tell you to stay out

of your brother's mind?

CASSIUS:

I forgot.

DAD:

Maybe this will help you remember.

Dad's eyes flash red and Cassius punches himself hard in the

nose, sending him back against the wall and down to the

floor.

Dad gives Nicky a wink. Nicky smiles. Dad has an air of

confidence and power.

DAD (CONT'D)

Now everybody sit down.

NICKY:

Hey, Dad, I'm almost finished laying

down my monsters of metal compilation

tape. I really think it's a

masterpiece.

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Adam Sandler

Adam Richard Sandler is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, film producer, and musician. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member, Sandler went on to star in many Hollywood feature films .. more…

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