Little Nicky script
Little Nicky (2000)
Synopsis: In a perfect world, he'd be happy to head-bang in his room all day to heavy metal music. But no, his mom is an angel, his old man is the devil, and like all good fathers, he insists that Nicky get involved in the "family business." Nicky could think of 666 things he'd rather be doing than corrupting souls or spewing evil, but when his father's command over Hades is threatened by his bullying older brothers, it's up to unbalanced Nicky to restore the balance between Good and Evil on earth.

The VAST and insane kingdom of Hell. A road leads toward it

like the yellow brick road only with fire and coals. We see

the black castle in the distance. The camera zooms into the

castle, to one particular window.

INT. NICKY'S ROOM - DAY

Looks like an American teenager's room - models, a dresser,

heavy metal posters (tons of OZZY stuff) everywhere (but no

bed - Devils don't sleep). Nicky is air guitaring to the

song. Over at the stereo, we see the cassette playing titled

"NICKY'S MONSTER METAL MIX."

The head demon, JIMMY THE DEMON, opens the door, scaring

NICKY who falls backward into the table, breaking it.

NICKY:

(embarrassed)

Hey...

JIMMY THE DEMON:

Your father wants to see you and your

brothers in the throne room.

NICKY:

Okay, but Jimmy, when the house is

rockin', don't forget the knockin'!

INT. BLACK PALACE THRONE ROOM - DAY

ADRIAN and CASSIUS are playing darts. They're aiming for

people's faces that are coming through the wall.

CASSIUS:

I knew it. He's finally retiring.

ADRIAN:

I've been waiting on this day for ten

thousand years.

He throws a dart that hits one of the heads in the forehead.

HUMAN DARTBOARD:

Aaaah!

CASSIUS:

If the old man picks me to take over

Hell, I'll keep the torture going twenty

four seven. No breaks.

ADRIAN:

Well Dad says it's the breaks that make

the torture. You have to let people

feel a sense of relief.

Cassius whips a dart which hits one of the HUMAN DARTBOARDS

in the eye.

HUMAN DARTBOARD:

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

ADRIAN:

Then again, the beauty of Dad retiring

is what he says doesn't matter anymore.

Cassius pulls out the dart. The eye comes with it.

CASSIUS:

I'll take that.

Cassius throws the eye on the ground and stomps it. THWACK!

It splatters like a grape.

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Adam Sandler

Adam Richard Sandler is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, film producer, and musician. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member, Sandler went on to star in many Hollywood feature films .. more…

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