Juno script
Juno (2007)
Synopsis: When precocious teen Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) becomes pregnant, she chooses a failed rock star and his wife (Jennifer Garner) to adopt her unborn child. Complications occur when Mark, the prospective father, begins viewing Juno as more than just the mother of his future child, putting both his marriage and the adoption in jeopardy.

Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach.

ROLLO:

This is your third test today, Mama

Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt

about it!

An eavesdropping TOUGH GIRL wearing an oversized jacket and

lots of makeup gapes at Juno from the beauty aisle.

TOUGH GIRL:

Three times? Oh girl, you are way

pregnant. It's easy to tell. Is your

nipples real brown?

A pile of stolen COSMETICS falls out of the girl's jacket

and clatters to the floor.

TOUGH GIRL:

Balls!

Juno crosses and crosses her legs awkwardly, hopping. It's

obvious she has to use the bathroom urgently.

ROLLO:

Maybe you're having twins. Maybe

your little boyfriend's got mutant

sperms and he knocked you up twice!

JUNO:

Silencio! I just drank my weight in

Sunny D. and I have to go, pronto.

Rollo sighs and slips her the bathroom key. Juno races down

one of the aisles.

ROLLO:

Well, you know where the lavatory

is.

(calling after her)

You pay for that pee stick when you're

done! Don't think it's yours just

because you've marked it with your

urine!

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Diablo Cody

Brook Busey-Maurio (born June 14, 1978), better known by the pen name Diablo Cody,[1] is an American screenwriter, producer, author, journalist, memoirist, stripper and exotic dancer. She first became known for her candid chronicling of her year as a stripper in her "The Pussy Ranch" blog and in her memoir Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper (2005). more…

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