Yeah. And he said you're the bitch and you're the butch. Oh, sorry-- the Leia and the
I'm the bitch?!
Well if we were gay, that's how I'd see it.
Would you shut up?!
(to TEEN 2)
Holy shit, dude. The honeymoon's over.
We're not married to each other.
Well, sure. Not in the eyes of the state or any real church, Skywalker.
(heading for the phone)
In a galaxy far, far away!
EXT. QUICK STOP--DAY
What the Fuck, Serpico? What'd we do?
We don't smoke pot, yo.
(getting in Jay's face)
And The Time sucks ass!
No put, hunh? What do you need this for?
bam--no shit stains in my undies.
Pull up your pants up sir, Now!
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