A fairy--a queer. Everybody in the
building knows he's a queer.
You're the only woman he ever took
Still lives with his mother.
You know she has no feet! You want
him to abandon his mother, who has
no husband, who has no money of her
own, who has no feet?
How did she lose her feet?
I was afraid to ask.
Norbert was just beginning practice.
A real man would have sold her to a
catfood company, I suppose. As far
lives with his mother.
I didn't know that.
A lot of people don't.
I don't really know.
(makes the peace sign
and says the word effeminately)
Peace. Peace. Peace, everybody.
Lion doorbell roars.
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