Good Burger Page #2

I mean, just run

into me like this.

You're in trouble

with me, young man.

You're in trouble

with me!

No, listen, Mr. Wheat,

listen.

It wasn't my fault.

See, this nut

on some roller blades,

he skated into my vision sight,

and I couldn't

see nothing,

so I swerved...

Roller blades?

Roller blades?!

And we was spinning

around like that...

I don't want

to hear it!

...and then

I couldn't control it...

I don't want to hear it.

Know how much

that car cost me?

No.

Do you know?

No.

And that's just

the base price!

Check out

the chrome, see?

I waited four weeks

for the chrome!

You can't get chrome

wheels at base price!

See that leather?

That's Detroit leather.

That's Detroit leather.

You got to order Detroit

leather from Detroit!

Huh? What's that tell you?

They always get you

with them extras.

Give me your

driver's license.

Um...

Give me your

driver's license.

Um, regarding my

driver's license,

I'd give it to you, but

you're going to have to wait.

For what?

Oh, about a year.

Oh, no.

That-that's when

I get one.

No, no...

When they

put it in my hand.

You don't have

a driver's license?

No.

I know you don't have

no insurance, do you?

I guess...

I hate to do this,

young man.

I hate to put a

black man in jail,

but I'm going to have

to call the police.

Black man in jail?

You ain't got the...

I'm just a kid.

No, no, no,

not the police.

Don't call the police.

No, please, don't call them.

Don't call them.

Please, don't call

the police!

They can't find out

I was driving

without a license, sir,

please.

No, please,

let me fix it.

Just let me,

let me fix it, please.

You shouldn't

have been driving.

No, let me fix it.

Let me fix it!

All right.

All right?

Yeah, all right.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll let you

fix the car.

So, uh, how much you think

it's going to cost to fix?

That's all right.

Maybe your parents

will help you out.

I'll just give them a call...

Ooh, oh, um, wait.

I'll get the money.

You can't get the money.

I know you got a summer,

you just want to be free.

We'll just call...

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I will... I'll...

I'll...

I'll... I'll...

I'll...

I'll get a summer job.

Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble.

Bun, patty, topping, sauce,

assemble.

Bun, patty, topping,

sauce, assemble.

Come here, little bun.

Oh, beef patty.

Okay, yeah.

Ooh, that's nasty.

All right.

Yo, my man,

can I borrow some lettuce?

Can I borrow some...

You.

Who?

You! Look at this mess.

I, I can explain.

See, I was trying to put

the big old beef patty...

oh, on the bottom half

of the bun, you know,

before the tomato

gets all slippery

with the... ooh,

that's slippery.

Oh, I'm sorry.

And then, you know,

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