Frasier Page #3
Season #1- TV-PG
- Year:
- 1993
- 22 min
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Frasier:
And I just rented a Charles Bronson movie for later!Martin:
Let's cut the "Welcome To Camp Crane" speech. We all knowwhy I'm here. Your old man can't be left alone for ten
minutes without falling on his ass, and Frasier got stuck
with me. Isn't that right?
Frasier and Niles glance uncomfortably at each other.
Frasier/Niles:
[laughing] No, no!Frasier:
I want you here! It'll give us a chance to get reacquainted!Martin:
That implies we were acquainted at one point.Niles fakes some chuckles, Frasier glares at him.
Niles:
Well listen, [picks up the suitcases] why don't I takeDad's things into his new bachelor quarters so you two
scoundrels can plan some hijinks!
He leaves.
Martin:
I think that wife of his is finally driving him nutso.Frasier:
Yes, we Crane boys sure know how to marry. [goes to thekitchen] Let me get you a beer, Dad. So, ah, what do you
think of what I've done with the place, eh? [returns and
sits on the couch, handing a beer to Martin] You know, every
item here was carefully selected. This lamp by Corbusier,
the chair by Eames, and this couch is an exact replica of
the one Coco Chanel had in her Paris atelier.
Martin:
Nothing matches.Frasier:
Well, it's a, it's a style of decorating, it's called"eclectic." [off Martin's look] Well, the theory behind it
is, if you've got really fine pieces of furniture, it doesn't
matter if they match -they will go together.
Martin:
It's your money.The doorbell rings. Frasier gets up; as he goes to the door, he
gestures at the view of the Seattle skyline offered by the balcony
windows.
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Frasier:
Dad, what do you think of the view? Hey, that's the SpaceNeedle there!
Martin:
Oh, thanks for pointing that out. Being born and raisedhere, I never would have known.
Frasier chafes briefly; then, he opens the door to a delivery man,
who has with him an old, battered, and aesthetically unpleasing
Barcalounger.
Man:
Delivery for Martin Crane.Martin:
Oh, in here! [gets up]Man:
Coming through!He quickly wheels The Armchair into the room. Frasier and Niles
(who has returned) look on aghast at this latest addition to the
apartment's luxury furnishings.
Frasier:
Excuse me, excuse me, wait a minute-Man:
Where d'you want it?Martin:
Where's the TV?Niles:
[points] It's in that credenza.Martin:
Point it at that thing.Man:
[sees a designer chair in the way] What about this chair?Niles:
Ah, the chair? Here, let me get it out of your way.He lifts it away carelessly, and it is replaced by The Armchair.
Frasier:
[shocked] Niles, Niles, Niles, be careful with that, that'sa Wassily!
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