Frasier script
Frasier  Season #1 (1993)
Synopsis: Dr. Frasier Crane, a successful Boston therapist, moves to Seattle to get a new start on life; he has a radio talk show, which he uses to relay his wit and wisdom to others, but at times he struggles with his own problems with his salt-of-the-earth father, his pretentious brother and his friends and co-workers.

Frasier has been nodding his head, but he has obviously not been

listening.

Niles:
Tell me you would have handled it differently, Frasier.

Frasier:
[looks up] Oh, I'm sorry, Niles, I didn't realise you'd

stopped talking.

Niles:
You haven't heard a word I said.

Frasier:
Oh Niles, you're a psychiatrist -you know what it's like

to listen to people prattling on endlessly about their

mundane lives.

Niles:
Touché. And on that subject, I heard your show today.

Frasier:
And?

Niles:
You know what I think about pop psychiatry.

Frasier:
Yes, I know what you think about everything. When was the

last time you had an unexpressed thought?

Niles:
I'm having one now.

They share a chuckle. The waitress behind the bar comes over.

Niles takes his briefcase off the bar and goes to an empty table

nearby.

Waitress:
You guys ready?

Frasier:
Two cafe latte supremos.

He goes to the table, and watches Niles obsessively wipe his chair

dowm with a handkerchief. Niles offers the handkerchief to Frasier.

Frasier:
No, thank you.

They sit down.

Niles:
So, Frasier. How are you doing on your own?

Frasier:
I'm fine. I love my new life. I love the solitude.

I miss Frederick like the dickens, of course. You know,

he's quite a boy. He's playing goalie on the peewee soccer

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team now. Ha, he's a chip off the old block!

Niles:
You hated sports.

Frasier:
So does he! [laughs] The fresh air's good for him.

Niles:
[laughs] Oh well, this has been fun, Frasier, but... we

have a problem, and that's why I thought we should talk.

Frasier:
Is it Dad?

Niles:
Afraid so. One of his old buddies from the police force

called this morning. He went over to see him, and found

him on the bathroom floor.

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David Angell

David Lawrence Angell (April 10, 1946 – September 11, 2001) was an American producer of sitcoms. Angell won multiple Emmy Awards as the creator and executive producer, along with Peter Casey and David Lee, of the comedy series Frasier. Angell and his wife Lynn both died heading home from their vacation in Cape Cod aboard American Airlines Flight 11. This was the first plane to hit the World Trade Center during the September 11 attacks. more…

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