Flushed Away script
Flushed Away (2006)
Synopsis: After an ignoble landing in Ratropolis, a pampered rodent (Hugh Jackman) enlists the help of a sewer scavenger (Kate Winslet) in finding his way back to his posh London flat. Getting home is not the only problem, however; a rodent-hating toad (Ian McKellen) wants his notorious cousin, Le Frog (Jean Reno), to exterminate the pair.

The humans don't like our sort.

Speak for yourself. They like me very much up there.

I don't like your attitude. I've got my eye on you, sunshine.

You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty?

Yes.

There's one person 'round here might be able to help you. Might.

Really?

Shady customer. The captain of the Jammy Dodger.

- If you can find it. - I know where it is!

And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.

Thanks for bringing me this far.

You're welcome.

See ya!

Beware.

Beware.

Hello?

Permission to come aboard?

Ahoy there?

Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. Captain, Skipper, Thingy.

Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you.

What are you doing on my boat?

I've had a bad day and need your help.

I was thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet.

Thank you, too much information. I have my own problems.

She's around here somewhere!

Stay down. And keep quiet.

Why? Who are we hiding from?

I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me.

Well, I'll contain my amazement.

All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.

Over there!

You idiot!

Sorry about that.

I'll be off then.

Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry!

We can't let her get away!

Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me!

Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!

I'm upset now.

Whatever's going on, I'm not involved.

I'm an innocent bystander!

Rita, Rita, Rita!

You thought you could give us the slip.

What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right!

Who have we got here?

I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

- Millicent! - Actually, no...

Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?

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Dick Clement

Dick Clement, OBE (born 5 September 1937) is an English writer known for his writing partnership with Ian La Frenais. They are most famous for television series including The Likely Lads, Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?, Porridge, Lovejoy and Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. more…

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