Fawlty Towers Page #2

Don't you take anything in? Where's my cap? One other thing, when the men come, they won't be Stubbs', they'll be O'Reilly's.

Where is it? - What? O'Reilly? - Yes! Does Mrs.

Fawlty know? I wouldn't mention it.

They don't quite hit off.

I had to change it! Stubbs has a virus, or something.

She said you were never using him again.

I don't He's sending his best man.

All you have to do is take a quick look when they finish.

Any problems, call me.

Have a nice weekend.

If she asks me, I'll tell her.

Thank you so much.

I've always been a great admirer of loyalty.

I forget! It doesn't matter, Manuel.

De nada.

Oh.

Oh, is Mr.

Fawlty.

- Shh.

- Shh.

Windows, por favor.

Oh, Polly, finish.

I tired.

That's wonderful.

Hold it a second.

Qué? Quiero subir para dormir.

No, speak me English.

Is good.

I learn.

I want to go upstairs in a moment.

Er Qué? I - go - upstairs.

Ah, sí.

Is easy.

- For a little sleep.

- Is difficult.

For siesta.

- Siesta? Little sleep? - Yes.

Ah, same in Spanish.

When O'Reilly's men come, you must wake me.

When orelly men come Sí.

Manuel, listen.

When men come here, - Señor O'Reilly - Ah, when men come? You come upstairs and wake me up.

Despiérteme.

Sí.

When men come, subiré a tu cuarto a despertarte.

Antes que empiecen a trabajar aquí.

- Sí? - Comprendo.

- Finished.

- Eh? Oh.

Manuel! Manuel Towers.

How are you? Is nice today? Good.

Goodbye.

Oh, good day.

Hello.

How are you? - Number 16.

- Sí, 16, - but no eat.

- What? 16 is free, but not possible Is this number 16? No, no.

This lobby.

16 upstairs, on right.

Who's in charge here? No, charge later.

After sleep.

Where's the boss? Boss is Oh I boss.

No, no.

Where's the real boss? Qué? The generalissimo.

In Madrid.

Look, just sign this, will you? Sí, sí.

- 16.

- What? - You want room 16? - I don't want a room, mate.

I'm just leaving him.

You want room 16 for him? Yeah.

With a bath, you dago twit.

You mad.

You pay for room first.

He crazy.

"For room 16.

" No room 16.

No pay, no room 16.

Fawlty Towers, How are you? Nice day.

What? No, no.

He not here.

He not here.

Very sorry.

Goodbye.

- Hello, men.

- Good day, now.

You are men.

What? - You are men.

- Are you trying to be funny? Huh? - I said, you trying to be funny? - Not here, spud.

- You are men with orelly.

- What? - You orelly men.

- What does that mean? - You orelly.

- You watch it! - Where orelly? - What's he going on about? He means O'Reilly.

Oh That's right, yeah.

We are "orelly" men.

Thick as a plank.

Wait here, please.

I go, you wait.

You wait, too, please.

Polly? Polly? Hello, Fawlty Towers.

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