Ed Wood Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 127 min
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OLD CRUSTY MAN:
Eh, probably file it away and never
see it again.
ED:
It's such a waste. If I had half a
chance, I could make an entire movie
out of this stock footage!
(getting inspired)
See, the story opens with these
mysterious explosions. Nobody knows
what's causing them, but it's
upsetting all the buffalo. So the
military is called in to solve the
mystery.
OLD CRUSTY MAN:
Ya forgot the octopus.
ED:
No, I'm saving that for the big
underwater climax!
The old guy cackles.
Ed finally carries the tree into the Laemmle Building.
INT. STUDIO OFFICES - SAME TIME
Young SECRETARIES in June Cleaver hairdos are giggling.
SECRETARY #1
They say he was a girl trapped in a
man's body.
SECRETARY #2
I'll bet it hurt when they snipped
his thing off.
EEWWW! All the girls shriek in horror. Ed walks in and puts
down his plant.
ED:
What are you ladies gabbin' about?
SECRETARY #1
You know that Christine Jorgensen
freak? He/she/it's in "Variety."
Some producer is making a biopic.
ED:
(startled)
R-really? I didn't see the story.
SECRETARY #1
Ah, it was buried in the back. The
guy's a real smallótime operator.
She holds up her "Variety." Ed hurriedly takes it.
CUT TO:
INSERT - VARIETY
The story headline says "BOYóTOóCHICK FLICK TO CLICK." We PULL
OUT, revealing we're now in
INT. ED'S APARTMENT - DAY
Ed holds the newspaper while he paces around his apartment.
The place has threadbare carpet, faded wallpaper, and an
electric burner for a kitchen. A handful of mangy DOGS run
around. Tacked-up are movie posters for "DRACULA," "FREAKS,"
and "THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS."
Dolores talks on the phone, while Ed silently coaches her.
DOLORES (on phone)
Yes, I've got Mr. Edward Wood on the
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