Ed TV Page #2
- Year:
- 2011
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Ed's brother RAY and Ray's girlfriend SHARI arrive at the party.
Shari is pretty in an unglamorous kind of way. They both wave and
then Shari goes off to talk to some of the LADIES and Ray joins Ed
and John.
RAY:
What's up?
ED:
Where were you?
RAY:
(reluctantly)
I was... having dinner with Shari
and her parents.
JOHN/ED
(taunting)
Oooh!
RAY:
I'm telling you, it's
closing in on me. All of a sudden
it's like a thing, it's a whole
thing.
ED:
What do you mean all
of a sudden? You've been going with
her six months.
RAY:
I know. I mean I'm sitting there
and her father's asking me about
my "career prospects" and I'm
playing "Risk," with her kid
brother, Leon and at dinner the
dog's sniffing at my balls -- at
least I hope it was the dog.
'Cause her mother disappeared for
a while.
They LAUGH.
6INT. PARTY - LATER
It's getting wild. Some of the girls are dancing raucously.
ANGLE ON A TABLE (NOT A POOL TABLE, AN EATING-TABLE)
Ed, Ray, John, Shari and maybe another WOMAN.
Ray is holding a big tray of SHRIMP BALLS. During the
conversation, Ray throws them in the air and catches them in
his mouth like popcorn. Once, he even bounces one off the
wall into his mouth.
ED:
You know, those are for everybody.
Ray waves dismissively, then gets an idea.
RAY:
Oh!
(to Shari)
Show them that thing you can do.
(to the others)
This is great. I just found out
she can do this, her brother told me.
(to Shari)
Come on.
SHARI:
(thinks it's stupid)
I don't -
RAY:
Come on...
She hesitates, but she really doesn't mind. Slightly, amused she
takes her FIST and fits it completely INTO her MOUTH.
ED:
Whoa!! Oh!
Ray is cracking up.
RAY:
Is that unbelievable?
She removes her hand.
SHARI:
And that concludes today's show.
(to Ray)
This is where you go around and
collect the money.
Ed LAUGHS. Ray gives her a KISS.
Shari's roommate RITA sits down.
RITA:
Hi.
SHARI:
You guys know my roommate, Rita.
They do, vaguely.
ED:
What's going on over there?
RITA:
Everybody's making
audition tapes for that Real TV
thing.
JOHN:
Oh, that thing. Yeah. Did you hear
about this?
ED:
(not sure)
Yeah, what - they put some schmuck
on TV all day long or something?
RAY:
You know, that would be like a great
thing.
ED:
What?
RAY:
That! Being that guy.
Being the guy they watch.
ED:
What are you drunk?
RAY:
Yeah, but let's stay
on one subject. Whoever that person
is is going to be famous. They'll be
able to get whatever they want.
They'll ... trust me, this is my
business.
ED:
What is?!
RAY:
Show business.
ED:
You're in show business?
RAY:
Yeah. I service video equipment.
ED:
That's like... those people
stitching Nikes in Panama saying
they're in the NBA.
RAY:
(insulted)
Panama! ... Bedwetter!
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