Duck Soup Page #3
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- 1933
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Ambassador Trentino enters the scene.
Mrs. Teasdale
Oh... Your Excellency... I would like to present to you....
AMBASSADOR VERDI TRENTINO OF AMNESIA.......
Having him with us today is indeed a great honor.
Trentino
(To Mrs. Teasdale, smiling appreciatively)
Thanks.... but I can't stay very long.
Groucho
That's even a greater honor.
Trentino
I bring you the greetings of my President and the good will
of my people.
Groucho
I'll keep the greetings -- but you can send back the good
will... what we need right now is twenty million dollars.
Trentino
Twenty million dollars is a considerable sum.... I'll have
to discuss that with my Minister of Finance.
Groucho
Well, in the meantime, could you let me have $50 personally?
Trentino
(Surprised)
$50 ?
Groucho
I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you Mrs. Teasdale as
security.
(Throwing a glance at Mrs. Teasdale)
or my jackknife. If you want my advice, you'll take the
jackknife...... I've a better proposition.... Make it $25
and I'll give you a first mortgage on my son and I hope you
foreclose.
Trentino
(With a puzzled look at Groucho)
Your Excellency, haven't we met before?
Groucho
(Looking at Trentino)
Why yes. I met you at the dog races -- say, you could have
won that race if you tried a little harder.
Ambassador
Oh. May I present my niece.
Groucho
Go ahead.
Trentino
You don't understand. This is my niece Vera.
Groucho
(Throwing her a glance)
And Vera niece, too.
Vera
Your Excellency, please don't think me silly, but I'd love
to have a picture of you. I want to hang it in my bedroom.
Groucho
You couldn't hang me in your bedroom -- I'll make a note of
it. Where's my secretary?
(Looking around)
Bob (ZEPPO) enters scene.
Bob
Here I am, Father.
Groucho
(To Bob)
Take a letter.
Bob
(Taking out a stenographer's pad and pencil)
Who to?
Groucho
The President of the United States.
(Bob writes as Groucho dictates)
Groucho
My dear President.... read it back....
Bob
(Reading from pad)
"My dear President"...
Groucho
That doesn't sound right.... take out "President"... now
read it.
Bob
(Reading)
"My dear"...
Groucho
That's not right yet.... put back "President" and take out
"dear"... How does it read now?
Bob
(Reading)
"My President"....
Groucho
There's still something wrong with it.... take out "President"
.... now what've you got?
Bob
(Reading)
"My"....
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