Drop Dead Gorgeous Page #2
ELDERLY MAN (MAYOR)
Oh, yah-sure, Freda, yah. She was the
oldest livin' Lutheran. Now she's
dead as a doornail. It's them damn
Shriners who ain't taken that Goddamn
sign down yet - those lazy sons-a-
b*tches...
I tells kem, I tells kem every goddamn
year, "Take the Goddamn Freda sign
down, you lazy sons-a-b*tches!"
INT. GLADYS' VAN - DAY
Through the window a family waves to Gladys.
EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY
Two BOYS play basketball in the driveway of their home.
SMALL CHILDREN in bathing suits play on a lawn. A boy
shoots his water pistol.
INT. LEEMAN STATION WAGON - AFTERNOON
Civil Servettes and crew are piled in. Gladys drives.
GLADYS:
...Today's "To Do" list includes a
trip to the Mall of America. We need
outfits for the "Physical Fitness"
number --
IRIS:
Nothin' too showy!
GLADYS:
Y'betcha, Iris. We still need a third
judge and we need to think of a theme.
Servettes react with pleasure.
IRIS:
Gladys -- Gladys! Look out!
A CAR SWERVES.
GLADYS:
Oh, my!
(waving out window)
Hello, Father Donigan! Sidewalks,
sidewalks?
Iris mimes drinking, "glug, glug."
GLADYS (cont'd)
Iris, stop!
(to camera)
It's not his fault. The communal wine
just proves too temptin' for some of
them.
IRIS:
That's why we Lutherans use grape
Koolaid for the blood of Christ.
In the vast, already full parking lot, we see Gladys
Leeman's station wagon searching for a parking spot.
IRIS:
Oh, there's a parking space over
there. Oh, no, that's just a compact.
Sorry.
GLADYS:
You'd think they'd build the parking
lot of America to go with the Mall of
America!
Gladys pulls into a HANDICAPPED SPOT. Servettes and
CAMERA stand outside the car. Iris points at the sign.
IRIS:
It's a two-hundred dollar fine!
GLADYS:
I said I'd move if a cripple came.
Let's just run in the store and pick
out some outfits.
IRIS:
All right, let's go.
EXT. MALL OF AMERICA PARKING LOT
Iris and another Servette start to get out of the car.
GLADYS:
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! I just thought of the theme.
Iris and the Servette stop.
IRIS:
Oh! What is it?
GLADYS (cont'd)
"Proud...to be...an...American."
Servettes react with pleasure.
JUMP CUT TO:
INT. MOA PARKING LOT - MOMENTS LATER
DOCUMENTARIAN (O.S.)
So what was the theme of the pageant
last year?
GLADYS:
Last year? It was, "Buy American."
DOCUMENTARIAN (O.S.)
And the year before that?
GLADYS:
"U.S.A. is A-okay."
DOCUMENTARIAN (O.S.)
Can you remember the theme of your
favorite pageant?
GLADYS:
"Can I? I'm Amer-I-Can!" People ask
me where I get this. I don't know,
it's...maybe a gift from God or
somethin'.
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