Dogma script
Dogma (1999)
Synopsis: Two fallen angels who were ejected from paradise find themselves banned in Wisconsin. They are now headed for New Jersey where they find a loophole that can get them back into heaven. The only catch is that it will destroy humanity. A group bands together to stop them.

OC LOKI:

She did?

Bartleby and Loki continue to watch the arrivals.

BARTLEBY:

Uh-huh. Twice. But it doesn't matter at this moment because they're both so

relieved to be with one another. I like that. I just wish they could all

feel that way more offen.

LOKI:

Maybe if someone gave them free bags of peanuts more often they would. Now

what was so friggin' important that I had to miss cartoons this morning? If

it was to share in your half-assed obsessions with Hallmark moments, I'm

going to slug you.

BARTLEBY:

(still looking OC)

You're never going to believe this: we're going home.

LOKI:

(off Bartleby's popcorn)

Let me have some?

BARTLEBY:

(pulls out envelope)

Look what somebody sent us in the mail.

(hands him a newspaper article and corn)

LOKI:

Did you say we're going home?

(reads)

"Cardinal Glick Cuts Ribbon on 'Catholicism - Wow!"

Campaign."

(to Bartleby)

And?

BARTLEBY:

Keep reading.

LOKI:

(reads)

"Updating the church... television spots... Papal consent...

rededication...

(to Bartleby)

Again - and?

BARTLEBY:

(snatches article) Give me this

(getting up; reading)

"The Re-dedication of Saint Michael's Church on it's hundredth anniversary

is the kickoff of a new campaign that seeks to bring the Catholic Church

back into the mainstream. With a papal sanction, the archway entrance to

the centuryold, Jersey shore house of worship will serve as a passageway of

pleanry indulgence, which - according to Catholic beliefs - offers all who

pass through it's arches a morally clean slate."

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Kevin Smith

Kevin Patrick Smith (born August 2, 1970) is an American filmmaker, actor, comedian, public speaker, comic book writer, author, and podcaster. He came to prominence with the low-budget comedy Clerks (1994), which he wrote, directed, co-produced, and acted in as the character Silent Bob of stoner duo "Jay & Silent Bob". Jay and Silent Bob have appeared in Smith's follow-up films Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back which were mostly all set in his home state of New Jersey. While not strictly sequential, the films frequently featured crossover plot elements, character references, and a shared canon described by fans as the "View Askewniverse", named after his production company View Askew Productions, which he co-founded with Scott Mosier. more…

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