Dirt script
Dirt (2008)
Synopsis: Dirt (styled d!rt for logos) is an American television serial broadcast on the FX network. It premiered on January 2, 2007 and starred Courteney Cox as Lucy Spiller, the editor-in-chief of the first-of-its-kind "glossy tabloid" magazine DirtNow, which was previously two separate publications: dirt (a tabloid) and Now (a glossy magazine with a more respectable reputation).

(from lowest to highest) fans, paparazzi, “legit” press, and

the be-jewelled actors and above-the-liners walking the

carpet.

Working the press area with deep intensity is Lucy Spiller.

We MOVE with her as she tells photographers and videographers

what to get/do/look for...

LUCY:

(to a videographer)

Just get anything unflattering.

Back-fat, asses, saddlebags, bra

straps, bellies...

She moves to a photographer.

LUCY (CONT’D)

Full body fashion shots only,

Damon.

She moves to an ON-CAMERA TABLOID REPORTER.

4.

LUCY (CONT’D)

Ask Carlo about the thing with the

nanny...see if you can catch him

off guard, he’ll be expecting

softballs.

She sees Don off to the side, trying to eat some chili-cheese

fries while standing up. Loaded down with all his gear.

Still filthy from his earlier assignment, still with the MILF

HUNTER t-shirt, but now with a deeply rumpled old sport coat

over it. Lucy looks annoyed.

LUCY (CONT’D)

Don.

DON:

Hey, Lucy. Want some chili-fries?

LUCY:

God, no.

(sotto)

Did you get Prince Tyreese?

DON:

(regular voice)

Yes.

LUCY:

(sotto)

You got everything?

DON:

(regular voice)

I got them having sex for two

hours. And the coke. And he

choked her. And the strap-on.

Lucy puts up her hands to silence him.

LUCY:

Don...not so loud.

DON:

‘Kay.

LUCY:

And remember, this one’s between

you and me. I don’t want Alex to

see this footage until I figure out

how to break it.

DON:

‘Kay.

Don stares at her legs. He puts a handful of chili fries in

his mouth. Like he’s watching a movie.

5.

LUCY:

Don?

DON:

Yeah.

LUCY:

Get candids of Holt and Julia, all

right?

DON:

‘Kay.

INT. EXPEDITION LIMO -- NIGHT

JULIA MYERS, 27, superstarlet, queen of Young Hollywood,

looks distractedly out the limo window as they creep along

Hollywood Boulevard.

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Matthew Carnahan

Matthew McNair Carnahan (born February 6, 1961) is an American producer, writer and director. more…

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