Detectorists Page #4
Season #2 Episode #13- Year:
- 2014
- 30 min
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POLICEMAN:
Afternoon sir.
ANDY:
Hello.
POLICEMAN:
Do you have a child in this school
sir?
ANDY:
Pardon?
POLICEMAN:
Do you have a son or daughter who
attends this school?
ANDY:
No, no, I don’t have any kids.
POLICEMAN:
Right. Just taking a few photos?
Andy hasn’t caught on yet.
ANDY:
Um, no, I was checking my messages.
POLICEMAN:
Can I ask why you’re here?
ANDY:
I’m waiting for my girlfriend.
She’ll be out soon.
POLICEMAN:
What class?
ANDY:
POLICEMAN:
Chaffinch class have gone.
ANDY:
What? She’s the teacher, she not...
she’s their teacher.
Detectorists - Episode 2 - 13.
He spots Becky coming out the gates, she waves.
ANDY:
Here she is.
POLICEMAN:
Rightyoh sir, it’s just you were
making a couple of the mums nervous.
Andy looks over to where a bunch of mums are talking about
him. The policeman wanders back to reassure them.
Becky approaches.
BECKY:
Hullo. This is a nice surprise.
ANDY:
Good day?
BECKY:
Yeah, not bad.
ANDY:
Do I look like a pedophile?
BECKY:
What?
ANDY:
I’ve just been questioned by a
policeman because I was making the
mums nervous.
Becky cracks up, she thinks this is hilarious.
BECKY:
What were you doing?
ANDY:
Nothing! What do you think I was
doing? I was just sitting there,
waiting for you.
BECKY:
You have got a bit of a look about
you.
ANDY:
What sort of look?
BECKY:
Well I’d have said it was more drug
dealer than pedophile.
ANDY:
Oh, that’s probably what it was.
I feel better now.
Detectorists - Episode 2 - 14.
BECKY:
206 EXT. PARK - DAY
206
Andy & Becky are walking home through a park.
ANDY:
Lance is not my boyfriend.
BECKY:
He worships you!
ANDY:
No he doesn’t, he thinks I’m a wet
blanket.
BECKY:
Maybe he’s more astute than I give
him credit for.
ANDY:
Cute. I think he’s lonely.
He says he wants to get the old band
back together.
BECKY:
Were you in a band?
ANDY:
Apparently.
BECKY:
What were you called?
ANDY:
Can’t remember.
He wants us to do one of his songs
at The White Horse next Thursday. *
Can you come?
BECKY:
It’s a school night. I’ll have
marking to do.
ANDY:
Bugger.
BECKY:
What’s brought this on then?
Is he having a crisis?
ANDY:
I think he’s trying to impress
Maggie.
Detectorists - Episode 2 - 15.
BECKY:
Oh dear. He needs to move on.
What’s the song like?
ANDY:
Haven’t heard it yet. Could be
excruciating. Could be really
embarrassing. Please come?
BECKY:
You’re really selling it. I’d truly
love to come but I’ll have thirty
stories to read. Imagine their
little faces when I tell them I
couldn’t be bothered and went to the
pub instead.
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