Detectorists Page #3
Season #2 Episode #13- Year:
- 2014
- 30 min
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BISHOP:
Quite mad!
ANDY:
Yep... insane.
BISHOP:
Well, cheerio then, I’ll keep my
Bishop turns a walks off, swinging a dog leash. Andy watches
him go.
Lance is helping Maggie carry some large boxes from a van
into the shop.
MAGGIE:
Oh that’s lovely Lance! How
exciting!
LANCE:
Well, I thought, ‘nothing to lose’.
MAGGIE:
something with your music didn’t I?
LANCE:
You did.
MAGGIE:
I used to love it when you played
your mandolin. Reminded me of
Kermit.
LANCE:
Kermit plays the banjo.
MAGGIE:
How exciting though!
LANCE:
You think you can come?
MAGGIE:
Definitely.
Detectorists - Episode 2 - 10.
They deposit the last of the boxes in the shop. Lance reads
the label on one of them.
LANCE:
What is all of this? It says on the
box, ‘Mixed Spiritual’.
MAGGIE:
Yeah it’s spiritual stuff. Mixed.
Tarot cards, dream-catchers, resin
dragons. There’s this massive
warehouse out by Stansted. You buy
it buy the weight. It’s cheap but
you don’t know what you’re going to
get.
LANCE:
MAGGIE:
Kind of yeah.
Tony appears from the back room, hair messy and wearing a
grubby dressing gown.
TONY:
Oh hello Lance, nice to see you. She
got you slaving?
LANCE:
Tony. Didn’t realise you were here.
You not lending a hand?
TONY:
I can’t. With my herniated discs.
LANCE:
Gutted.
MAGGIE:
Lance has invited us to a folk night
at The White Horse next week. *
Damn.
TONY:
Sounds good.
Damn it.
MAGGIE:
Lance is doing a gig.
LANCE:
It’s not a gig. I might do a song,
haven’t decided yet. Probably won’t.
Detectorists - Episode 2 - 11.
TONY:
Alright Lance! Rock and roll! What’s
the song about?
LANCE:
Nothing.
TONY:
Nothing? What’s it called?
LANCE:
(ignoring him)
everything Mags.
MAGGIE:
Alright love thanks. Oh, and are you
still ok to take my mum to bingo?
LANCE:
Yeah ok.
(to Tony)
You not around?
TONY:
No. Football.
LANCE:
Oh right. You playing?
TONY:
Watching.
LANCE:
Right. Portman Road?
TONY:
No, on TV.
LANCE:
Right.
MAGGIE:
Thanks love. You know how she loves
her bingo.
LANCE:
Yeah. Ok. See ya.
Lance glances across at Tony who smiles.
TONY:
(is that a hint of a smug
grin?)
Bye bye Lance!
Detectorists - Episode 2 - 12.
205 EXT. OUTSIDE PRIMARY SCHOOL - DAY
Andy is sitting on a low wall opposite the entrance to a
primary school at home time. He is flicking through messages
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