Despicable Me 2 Page #2

AGNES:

Ooh ooh! When’s the Fairy Princess

coming?

Gru stares down at Agnes’ big excited eyes. He opens his

mouth to tell her the truth, but can't do it.

GRU:

Any minute now!

Agnes squeals with excitement and runs off.

AGNES:

Yayyy!

Gru looks worried--what do I do now? He signals two minions.

GRU:

Stall them.

EXT:
BACKYARD - LATER

A hand-painted piece of cardboard reading “THE MAGIC SHOW” is

placed on an easel. Agnes and all of the little kids sit in

a semicircle on the grass. Two minions dressed as magicians

are doing a magic act with Edith as their assistant. One

minion blows up a balloon and puts it in Edith’s mouth. Then

the other whips out a CHAINSAW and fires it up, heading

toward her.

Margo sees this and quickly intervenes.

MARGO:

Whoa! Whoa! Okay, okay, alright.

That’s enough of the magic show!

The minions don’t hide their disappointment.

MINIONS:

Awwww .

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Margo suddenly looks around as if she just heard something.

MARGO:

Wait, did you hear that? It

sounded like the twinkling sounds

of magical fairy dust.

AGNES:

(gasps)

It’s the fairy princess! She’s

coming!

Margo gasps and points up to the sky.

MARGO:

Look!

Edith spits out her magic balloon in horror and we follow it

up to reveal--

Gru. Dressed in a PUFFY PINK DRESS, fairy wings, glittery

eyelashes and tiara and magical wand.

Up on top of Gru’s house, the minions struggle to lower him

down on a rope. Edith’s balloon floats by and distracts

them.

They let go of the rope and Gru swings wildly, smashing into

the wall of the house and crashing to the ground.

GRU:

Aaaaaahh!

He stands up and tries to cover.

Agnes SIGHS HAPPILY, in awe of the fairy princess.

GRU (CONT’D)

(in falsetto)

It is I, Gru...zinkerbell! The

most magical fairy princess of all!

And I am here to wish Princess

Agnes a very happy birthday!

Gru sprinkles the girls with glitter and they continue to

stare, frozen. Then a LITTLE GIRL raises her hand and speaks

with a lisp.

LITTLE GIRL:

How come you’re tho fat?

Gru grits his teeth, then forces a smile and speaks with a

high-pitched, dreamy voice.

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GRU:

Because my house is made of candy

and sometimes I eat instead of

facing my problems.

The girl starts to ask another question.

LITTLE GIRL:

How come you have-

Gru cuts her off with a puff of fairy dust to the face. She

COUGHS.

GRU:

Okay! Time for cake!

As the kids run to the table, Agnes approaches Gru.

AGNES:

Thank you, Gru-zinkerbell. You're

the best fairy princess ever!

Gru smiles.

GRU:

(in falsetto)

You are welcome, little girl.

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