Two kids in the background are on a see-saw made of bombs.
Agnes runs into the middle of the yard and points offscreen.
Oh no! A dragon is approaching!
All of the kids turn and see KYLE dressed as a dragon. He
GRUMBLES and then they SCREAM and huddle around Agnes. Then
Margo enters wearing a SUIT OF ARMOR and wielding a SWORD.
Fear not, for here come the gallant
knights to save us!
She gestures to a group of minions wearing tiny suits of
armor and wielding various MEDIEVAL WEAPONS. The Kids CHEER
as the minions charge toward Kyle. One accidentally hits
another with his sword. A fight ensues in which they use the
medieval weapons on each other.
One minion pounds another with a MACE. One Minion wanders off
from the fight with his helmet on backwards, wildly swinging
Across the yard, Gru is busy grilling burgers and talking on
the phone. Not happy.
No, no, no! What do you mean she’s
not coming?! I have a backyard
full of these little girls who are
counting on a visit from a fairy
The mace-swinging Minion walks by and accidently, repeatedly
hits Gru with the mace in the shin.
Ah! Hurts! Ah! Stop it!
Gru kicks the minion’s helmet and chases him off with a
spatula, sending him towards the party swinging his mace.
Gru SIGHS and returns to the call.
DESPICABLE ME 2 CINCO & KEN DRAFT 4.
Listen! I don’t want a refund! I
want a fairy princess... please!
Please, I am begging you.
You know what? I hope that you can
sleep at night, you crusher of
little girls’ dreams!!!
Gru hits the phone with his spatula and hangs up. Turns and
sees Agnes standing there.