already full hands. Lionel’s a guppy. The kind that gets
eaten alive in a tank of sharks.
checks his pockets. He’s missing something. Shit.
Kurt! You home?
Hey boyssss, you’ve reached Lionel
Higginsss, the only bitch on
campussss who’ll give you a
dickssscount. That’s right hunty,
the bigger the dick the less you’ll
have to pay me to ssssuck it.
The beep sounds. Lionel’s in shock. Should he hang up? Or...
Kurt. It’s Lionel. I’m locked out.
White on a carton of milk with the caption:
Dear White People, apparently
Morgan Freeman in “Deep Impact”
wasn’t enough. Despite two terms
embroiled in protest. And he’s only
hair and “laundry day” flip flop clad ensemble, catches the
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