3 INT. DELTA GAMMA HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY - SAME TIME
A Delta Gamma/Sigma Chi barbecue in full swing. Beautiful
college students drink beer and mingle, trying to figure out
who they're going to sleep with next.
The main wall of the living room has been designated as a
"Model Wall" of Delta Gamma girls -- ELLE smiles at us from a
Hawaiian Tropic ad and a Miss June USC calendar photo. A
cover of an Italian Vogue shows a blonde sexpot MARGOT; a USC
cheerleader poster displays a hard-bodied non-blonde SERENA
in a pom-pom pose.
Serena walks up, fending off an admirer.
Jeremy, enough! I am not going to formal
Jeremy slinks off as Margot arrives, agitated.
Can someone please tell Rick that he is
not the only Sigma Chi with a big penis?
You guys are so sweet!
ELLE, a vision of fluffy blondeness, runs down the stairs
toward Serena and Margot, holding the card.
But I ' m not positive it's gonna happen
to n i g h t --
Helloo...he just had lunch with his
grandmother. You know he got "The Rock".
Why else would she have flown in from
Newport? It's not like she'd Fed Ex a
six carat diamond.