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Synopsis: Dante Hicks is not having a good day. He works as a clerk in a small convenience store and is told to come into work on his day off. Dante thinks life is a series of down endings and this day is proving to no different. He reads in the newspaper that his ex-girlfriend Caitlin is getting married. His present girlfriend reveals to have somewhat more experience with sex that he ever imagined. His principal concerns are the hockey game he has that afternoon and the wake for a friend who died. His buddy Randal Graves works as a clerk in the video store next and he hates his job just about as much as Dante hates his.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Kevin Smith
Production: Miramax Films
  5 wins & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.8
Metacritic:
70
Rotten Tomatoes:
88%
R
Year:
1994
92 min
1,303 Views


DANTE:

Sh*t.

The register pops open, and a hand extracts a quarter.

CUT TO:

EXT:
CONVENIENCE STORE. MORNING

POV:
NEWSPAPER MACHINE

Through murky glass and thin metal grating, we see DANTE

approach. He stops and drops a quarter in the slot. He pulls

the door down, finally allowing us a clear view as he reaches

toward the camera.

DANTE pulls a stack of newspapers from the Asbury Park Press

vending machine. He struggles to hold them all in one hand

as he lets the door slam shut. He turns to walk away, but

the sound of the quarter dropping into the change slot stops

him. He takes a step back to grab the coin.

CUT TO:

INT:
CONVENIENCE STORE. MORNING

The papers drop into the once-empty rack with a resounding

flop. The quarter drops back into the register drawer.

CUT TO:

EXT:
CONVENIENCE STORE. MORNING

DANTE tries to jam the key into the window shutter lock. He

looks down at it.

DANTE:

Sh*t!

The lock is gummed up with gum or something hard and obtrusive

like gum, preventing the key from being inserted. DANTE

looks around and kicks the shutter angrily. The car trunk

pops open and a hand reaches inside, pulling out a folded

white sheet.

CUT TO:

INT:
CONVENIENCE STORE. MORNING

A can of shoe polish is grabbed from the shelf. DANTE dips

his fingers into the shoe polish and writes large letters on

the unfurled sheet, leaning on the cooler.

CUT TO:

EXT:
CONVENIENCE STORE. MORNING

DANTE stands on a garbage can and tucks a corner of the sheet

under the awning. He jumps down. The banner reads I ASSURE

YOU, WE'RE OPEN. The door sign shifts from CLOSED to OPEN.

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Kevin Smith

Kevin Patrick Smith (born August 2, 1970) is an American filmmaker, actor, comedian, public speaker, comic book writer, author, and podcaster. He came to prominence with the low-budget comedy Clerks (1994), which he wrote, directed, co-produced, and acted in as the character Silent Bob of stoner duo "Jay & Silent Bob". Jay and Silent Bob have appeared in Smith's follow-up films Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back which were mostly all set in his home state of New Jersey. While not strictly sequential, the films frequently featured crossover plot elements, character references, and a shared canon described by fans as the "View Askewniverse", named after his production company View Askew Productions, which he co-founded with Scott Mosier. more…

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