Browsers script
Browsers  Episode #Pilot (2013)
Synopsis: Written by 12-time Emmy-winning comedy writer David Javerbaum (The Daily Show) and directed by Don Scardino (30 Rock), Browsers is a musical comedy set in contemporary Manhattan that follows four young people as they start their first jobs at a news website and features actress Bebe Neuwirth.

BROWSERS - 10/25/12

PRUDENCE:

[COUGH COUGH COUGH] excitement!

[COUGH COUGH] challenge!

[COUGH] tomorrow [COUGH COUGH].

[COUGH COUGH] donut!

[NOTE:
THIS CAN ALSO BE SHOT WITHOUT SHOWING THE JOINT, BUT

JUST WITH PRUDENCE, RED-EYED, AMBLING DOWN THE STREET AND

FORGETTING THE LYRICS ONE LINE IN.]

PRUDENCE HAS SEEN A DONUT STORE ACROSS THE STREET. SHE

HAPPILY BEGINS WALKING TOWARDS IT. AS SHE DOES KATE WALKS BY

HER, PAUSES AND LOOKS AT THE FRONT OF A HIP-LOOKING BUILDING.

THE SIGN SAYS “GUSH.COM,” AND FEATURES A CARICATURE OF ITS

FOUNDER AND PUBLISHER, JULIANNA MANCUSO-BRUNI. KATE TAKES A

DEEP BREATH. SHE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR TO SECURITY.

KATE:

Hello, Monday morning.

One more secret to reveal:

I’m so absolutely terrified it’s funny.

SHE HANDS THE SECURITY GUARD HER DRIVER’S LICENSE. HE PLACES

IT DOWN ON HIS DESK. THE LICENSE IDENTIFIES HER AS KATE

BLOMQUIST. HER AWKWARD FACE IN THE PICTURE SINGS.

KATE (IN DRIVER’S LICENSE) (CONT’D)

Gonna try my best not to look thatscared!

GABE’S DRIVER’S LICENSE IS PLOPPED DOWN ON THE SAME DESK. IT

IDENTIFIES HIM AS GABRIEL BLACKMAN. HIS PICTURE SINGS.

GABE (IN DRIVER’S LICENSE)

Gonna seem incredibly well-prepared!

JOSH’S DRIVER’S LICENSE IS PLOPPED ON THE SAME DESK. IT

IDENTIFIES HIM AS JOSH GRIBB. HIS PICTURE SINGS.

JOSH (IN DRIVER’S LICENSE)

Gonna have a job like a grown-up does!

PRUDENCE’S DRIVER’S LICENSE IS PLOPPED ON THE SAME DESK. IT

IDENTIFIES HER AS PRUDENCE YU. HER RED-EYED PICTURE SINGS.

PRUDENCE (IN DRIVER’S LICENSE)

Gonna come back down from this buzz!

INT. - GUSH.COM

THE FOUR OF THEM EMERGE FROM AN ELEVATOR INTO THE LARGE, HIP

OFFICES OF GUSH.COM. PRUDENCE HOLDS HER DONUT.

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David Javerbaum

David Javerbaum is an American comedy writer. Javerbaum has won 13 Emmy Awards in his career, 11 of which he received for his work on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. more…

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