Bee Movie Page #4

Adam:
You want to go first?

Barry:
No, you go.

Adam:
Oh, my. What's available?

Job Lister:
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.

Adam:
Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Job Lister:
Sure, you're on.

(Puts the Krelman finger-hat on Adam's head)

(Suddenly the sign for Krelman closes out)

Job Lister:
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

(Takes Adam's hat off)

Job Lister:
Wax monkey's always open.

Adam:
The Krelman opened up again. What happened?

Job Lister:
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Adam:
Oh, this is so hard!

(Barry remembers what the Pollen Jock offered him and he flies off)

Adam:
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?

(Adam turns around and sees Barry flying away)

Adam:
Barry!

Pollen Jock #1:
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...

Adam:
(Through phone) What happened to you? Where are you?

Barry:
I'm going out.

Adam:
Out? Out where?

Barry:
Out there.

Adam:
Oh, no!

Barry:
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

Adam:
You're gonna die! You're crazy!

(Barry hangs up)

Adam:
Hello?

Pollen Jock #2:
Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Barry:
Hey, guys.

Pollen Jock #1:
Look at that.

Pollen Jock #2:
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Lou Lo Duva:
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

Pollen Jock #1:
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

(Puts hand on Barry's shoulder)

Lou Lo Duva:
(To Barry) Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Bee with Clipboard: (To Barry) Sign here, here. Just initial that. Thank you.

Lou Lo Duva:
OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

Barry:
That's awful.

Lou Lo Duva:
(Still talking through megaphone) And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions!

Pollen Jocks:
(The Pollen Jocks run into formation) Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Lou Lo Duva:
Black and yellow!

Pollen Jocks:
Hello!

Pollen Jock #1:
(To Barry)You ready for this, hot shot?

Barry:
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Pollen Jocks:
Wind, check. Antennae, check. Nectar pack, check. Wings, check. Stinger, check.

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