Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 81 min
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EXT. ANDERSON'S CAMPER - SAME TIME
Tom is adjusting the trailer-hitch. Marcy watches.
TOM:
Well that oughtta hold her. Ya know,
the most important thing you can have
on a camper is a good propane regulator,
and this here's the best one they make.
MARCY:
I sure hope we can get the 'fridge fixed
before we leave.
TOM:
Now Marcy, we've been savin' for this trip
our whole lives and we're gonna go come
Hell or high water...
Through the camper walls, we hear the faint sound of B&B
AIR/MOUTH-GUITARING "IRON MAN."
TOM (CONT.)
What the hell is that noise?
INT. ANDERSON'S CAMPER - DUSK
B&B watch a "Cops"-type show. Beavis gets up, goes to the
refrigerator and grabs a soda. The refrigerator is under the
counter on which the TV is sitting.
Beavis takes a sip and then does a SPIT TAKE, SPRAYING SODA ALL
BEAVIS:
AAAAAAGH!!! This crap is warm!
ANGLE ON TV:
The soda Beavis spit out drips into the inside of theTV. We see smoke and hear SIZZLING AND SHORT CIRCUIT SFX. The TV
goes dead.
BUTT-HEAD
Beavis, you butt-hole! You broke it.
EXT. ANDERSON'S CAMPER - DUSK
B&B come out. Tom notices them.
TOM:
Hey, what's goin' on here?
MARCY:
They're here to fix the TV, Tom.
TOM:
The TV ain't broken.
BUTT-HEAD
Yeah it is. Huh huh huh.
Tom adjusts his glasses as he looks at B&B.
TOM'S BLURRY P.O.V.: We see B&B out of focus.
TOM:
Hey wait a minute. You two look kinda
familiar. Ain't you them kids that've
been whackin' off in my tool shed?
BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD
Huh huh huh huh huh.
ANGLE ON BEAVIS:
looking particularly guilty, eyes shifting backand forth.
B&B walk off, leaving Tom wondering.
EXT. STREET IN A SEEDY PART OF TOWN - JUST BEFORE DAWN
B&B are having TV withdrawal. Butt-Head is bug-eyed. Beavis has
the shakes bad, arms folded like Dustin Hoffman in "Midnight
Cowboy."
BEAVIS:
Nnnnooo. Oooooh nooooo.
BUTT-HEAD
What's your problem Beavis?
BEAVIS:
I need TV now! Now! NNNNDAMMIT!!!
Butt-Head stops short. He looks up. His face is bathed in a
golden, throbbing light.
BUTT-HEAD'S P.O.V.: We see a flashing neon sign that says, "TV".
Pull back to show B&B are standing outside the Elite Motel Lodge,
featuring "Color TV" and "Air-Cooled Rooms", with "Special Nap
Rates."
B&B stare up, as if at a god.
BEAVIS:
(crazed)
Heh heh. TV. Heh Teee Veee.
Butt-Head tries the first door. It's locked. He tries the second
door. It's locked. He tries the third door. It opens.
B&B's eyes bulge. Inside, PRINCIPAL McVICKER is lying across the
legs of an obvious prostitute, his pants pulled down. She SPANKS
him.
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