Beavis and Butt-Head Do America script
Synopsis: Two of the biggest animated slackers around, Beavis (Mike Judge) and Butt-head (also Judge) get a kick-start when two crooks steal their TV. On their mission to find a replacement, Beavis and Butt-head wind up in the motel of Muddy Grimes (Bruce Willis), where a case of mistaken identity has them after his wife, Dallas (Demi Moore). Due to misunderstanding Grimes when he says to "do" his wife, the two travel from Las Vegas to Washington, not realizing they've been sent out to kill the woman.

INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY/DOOR TO A.V. ROOM - DAY

From inside, SOUND of equipment crashing.

B&B come out wheeling a TV on one of those carts. There are cables

attached to it still leading back into the A.V. room. As they push

the cart we hear more equipment falling.

BUTT-HEAD

Dammit, it's stuck.

They give it one big push and it finally breaks free. We see that

the cables are tangled with cables from other TVs and VCRs, which

all come crashing to the ground.

BUTT-HEAD (CONT.)

Huh huh huh. That was cool.

BEAVIS:

Yeah, heh heh. Let's just wheel this

thing back to the house.

INT. SCHOOL/ANOTHER HALLWAY - DAY

MR. VAN DRIESSEN stops B&B.

VAN DRIESSEN:

Ah, excuse me boys. What's going on

here?

BUTT-HEAD

Uh, someone stole our TV.

BEAVIS:

Yeah. We're just gonna use this one.

Get outta the way. Heh heh.

VAN DRIESSEN:

I'm afraid that TV belongs to the school.

Mmmkay? You know, this could be a positive

experience for you guys. There's a

wonderful world out there when we discover

we don't need TV to entertain us.

BUTT-HEAD

Huh huh huh. He said "anus."

BEAVIS:

(to himself)

Entert-ain...us...an-us...Oh yeah! Heh

heh. Anus. Heh heh.

VAN DRIESSEN:

(frustrated)

Have you guys heard a word I've said?

BUTT-HEAD

Yeah, "anus." Huh huh huh huh.

VAN DRIESSEN:

Look, guys, just take the TV back to the

A.V. room right now. And try to be a little

more open-minded. Mmkay?

Van Driessen leaves. B&B continue to wheel the cart home.

BUTT-HEAD

What a dork. Huh huh.

BEAVIS:

Yeah, heh heh. He's a anus. Heh heh.

EXT. SCHOOL/STAIRWAY - DAY

B&B arrive with the cart at the top of a stairway. They lamely

attempt to let it slowly down the steps. The cart is too top-heavy

and goes tumbling to the bottom of the stairs, shattering the TV.

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Mike Judge

Michael Craig "Mike" Judge (born October 17, 1962) is an American actor, voice actor, animator, writer, producer, director, and musician. He created and starred in the animated television series Beavis and Butt-Head (1993–1997, 2011), King of the Hill (1997–2010) and The Goode Family (2009), and co-created the television sitcom Silicon Valley (2014–present). more…

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