Bachelor Party Page #3

PHOTOGRAPHER'S POV

We're LOOKING THROUGH the camera lens. We SEE a cute one-

year-old baby boy. He's sitting on a cuddly blanket. We HEAR

the VOICE of Jay O'Neill. He is a baby photographer at Sears.

O'NEILL (O.S.)

Okay, Timmy... hold that smile...

and watch the birdie.

He takes the picture and we SEE the camera flash.

O'NEILL (O.S.)

There.

O'NEILL

We see he has his camera and backdrop set up in the camera

department behind a velour curtain which blacks out the rest

of the store. He's conservatively dressed in a suit, vest

and tie. He looks like he could be a Young Republican. But

under those Sears clothes is a man a little off center. Rick's

best friend. Need we say more? He takes the film out of the

camera. The matronly mother is in the process of gathering

up her baby.

O'NEILL

These should be in the mail to you

by next Friday.

She smiles and exits.

O'NEILL

(continuing)

Next.

A beautiful -- and we're talking gorgeous -- WOMAN enters.

Her clothes hug every curve of her body. She has her baby in

her arms. O'Neill immediately wants her, and now. His eyes

settle onto her full breasts. These he likes.

O'NEILL

(continuing)

Whoa. Look at those babies.

She gets this innuendo and loves it.

O'NEILL

(continuing)

How are we doing? My name is O'Neill.

And you are...?

WOMAN:

Klupner.

(teasing)

Mrs. Klupner.

O'NEILL

Mrs.?

WOMAN:

I'm separated.

O'NEILL

Then there is a God. Why don't we

take that baby picture.

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