Bachelor Party (1984 film) script
Synopsis: Bachelor Party is a 1984 comedy film directed by Neal Israel, written by Israel and Pat Proft, and starring Tom Hanks, Adrian Zmed, William Tepper and Tawny Kitaen. The film chronicles a bachelor party being thrown by a group of friends for their friend Rick Gassko (Hanks) on the eve of his wedding and whether or not he can resist the temptation of being unfaithful to his fiancée Debbie (Kitaen).

SISTER MARY FRANCIS

All right, stop that... Children, on

the bus.

The kids obediently file past Rick, who makes like he is

drying his tears with his handkerchief.

RICK:

Sister, do you ever get lonely after

vespers? If you do, why don't you

give me a call. I'm in the book.

SISTER MARY FRANCIS

(smiling despite

herself)

Get going, Rick... you're late enough

as it is.

RICK:

Right... Think it over.

He hops on the bus, closes the door and gently backs the bus

out of the parking lot.

INT. BUS - DAY

As soon as the bus is out of sight of the school, all hell

breaks loose. The formally well-mannered children are acting

like normal kids... hitting each other over the heads with

books, running up and down the aisles, screaming at the top

of their lungs.

ANGLE - RICK

He removes the St. Christopher statue from the dashboard,

revealing a hulaing Hawaiian girl in a grass skirt. He watches

the madness behind him in his rearview mirror, picks up the

P.A. microphone and rationally attempts to restore order.

RICK:

(over mike)

If you don't all calm down I'm gonna

drive this thing over a cliff.

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Neal Israel

Neal Israel is an American actor, screenwriter, film and television producer and director best known for his comedic work in the 1980s for films such as Police Academy, Real Genius, and Bachelor Party. more…

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