American Psycho Page #2
McDERMOTT
But I never told you what happened afterwards. So
okay, I pick up this Vassar chick at Tunnel-hot number, big
tits, great legs, this chick was a little hardbody-and so I
buy her a couple of champagne kirs and she's in the city on
spring break and she's practically blowing me in the
Chandelier Room and so I take her back to my place-
BATEMAN:
Whoa, wait. May I ask where Pamela is during all
this?
McDERMOTT
Oh f*** you. I want a blowj*b, Bate-man. I want a chick
who's gonna let me-
VAN PATTEN:
(Putting his hands over his ears)
I don't want to hear this. He's going to say something
disgusting.
McDERMOTT
You prude. Listen, we're not gonna invest in a co-op
together or jet down to Saint Bart's. I just want some
chick whose face I can sit on for thirty, forty minutes.
Price throws a cigar at McDermott, who catches it.
McDERMOTT
Anyway, so we're back at my place and listen to
this. She's had enough champagne by now to get a f***ing
rhino tipsy, and get this-
VAN PATTEN:
She let you f*** her without a condom?
McDERMOTT
This is a Vassar girl. She's not from Queens. She
would only-are you ready?
(Dramatic pause)
She would only give me a handjob, and get this...she kept
her glove on.
The men sit in shocked, horrified silence.
ALL IN UNISON Never date a Vassar girl.
The limo pulls up to the sidewalk outside the Tunnel.
McDermott holds the door open for a passing HOMELESS MAN,
who looks confused.
McDERMOTT
I suppose he doesn't want the car. Price, ask
him if he takes American Express.
PRICE:
(Offering card)
You take Amex, dude?
The man stumbles away. The club DOORMAN, seeing the limousine,
unhooks the
velvet rope and welcomes them inside.
INT. LADIES ROOM, TUNNEL - NIGHT
Brilliant white light, a bemused elderly female attendant in a
black-and-white maid's uniform trying to give out paper towels.
MUSIC thuds through an open doorway. Trashed-looking girls
stare into mirrors repairing their eye make-up or sit on the
counter chatting to friends. There are almost as many men as
women in the room. Couples stand in line, twitching as they
wait to do coke. As soon as one bathroom door opens, a couple
lurches out rubbing their noses while another couple rushes
past them and slams the door.
PRICE:
There's this theory out now that if you can catch the
AIDS virus through having sex with someone who is infected,
then you can also catch anything-Alzheimer's, muscular
dystrophy, hemophilia, leukemia, diabetes, dyslexia, for
Christ's sake-you can get dyslexia from p*ssy-
BATEMAN:
I'm not sure, guy, but I don't think dyslexia is a
virus.
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