American Pie Page #4
JESSICA:
Vicky, it's not a space shuttle
launch, it's sex. So did you do the
physics write-up?
VICKY:
(offended, a la Kevin)
Please.
INT. EAST GREAT FALLS - SENIOR LOCKERS - DAY
Kevin, Jim, and Oz are still walking down the hall.
PAUL FINCH, preppy, eccentric, is sitting on a bench.
JIM:
There's our man.
KEVIN:
Finch, you got the Latin homework?
FINCH:
Non habeo. Canis meus id comedit.
The guys keep staring. A beat.
KEVIN:
Whatever.
Someone is HOLLERING down the hall. Running towards Oz
is STEVE STIFLER -- very clean-cut and preppy, he's a
maniac, a jackass, much worse than Oz. Not really part
of the group.
STIFLER:
(yelling)
NOVA!!
OZ:
Stifler!!
Stifler runs full-force into Oz, grabbing him in a bear
hug.
STIFLER:
Ostreicher, ya fuckface?
OZ:
Depends if my date wants to stop by.
STIFLER:
That junior chick?
OZ:
Nah, gave her the Heisman. I'm
working on something new.
STIFLER:
Yeah right. I got an idea for
something new. How 'bout you guys
actually locate your d*cks, remove the
shrink wrap, and f***in' use 'em.
OZ:
Dude, it's gotta happen -- she's a
college chick!
STIFLER:
Bullshit. From where?
OZ:
She works part-time at my dad's store.
STIFLER:
Hah! Yeah, Oz, I bet it's more like
your dad works at her store.
OZ:
Dude, he does not.
KEVIN:
Really, Stifler. He's the manager.
Oz gives a little nod, avoiding the issue.
STIFLER:
Hey, man, I'm not making fun. I'm
f***in' impressed. I mean, "Footlong
or six-inch, white or wheat," that's
some serious sh*t to master.
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