American Pie script
American Pie (1999)
Synopsis: A riotous and raunchy exploration of the most eagerly anticipated -- and most humiliating -- rite of adulthood, known as losing one's virginity. In this hilarious lesson in life, love and libido, a group of friends, fed up with their well-deserved reputations as sexual no-hitters, decide to take action.

EXT. FRONT OF SCHOOL - DAY

The front of the school. KEVIN drives up in his Accord.

He's a good-humored, good-enough-looking high school

senior. VICKY rides shotgun -- pretty, smart, confident.

She's holding a large, thick envelope, with a big

"Vanderbilt" return address on it.

KEVIN:

It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky.

You got in.

VICKY:

You think so?

She tears it open. Pulls out a course catalog, various

forms, and a letter which she hands to Kevin.

KEVIN:

"Dear Ms. Hughes. We're sorry, but

after keeping you on the wait list for

the past couple months, we've decided

you are now rejected. Enclosed is a

100-page, full-color brochure on how

rejected you are."

VICKY:

Kevin, this is serious!

KEVIN:

You got in.

Vicky SCREAMS in excitement, like a girl at a Beatles

concert. Then she LAUGHS, and gives Kevin a big kiss and

hug.

VICKY:

I love you!

She hugs Kevin tighter -- as he looks a little frazzled,

almost perfunctorily returning the hug.

EXT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - COURTYARD - MORNING

Jim has met up with CHRIS OSTREICHER -- "OZ" -- a cocky

senior with a football-player build. He cradles a ball

in a lacrosse stick.

OZ:

Illegal channels? Shit, if there's

any channel that should be illegal,

it's whatever that women's channel is.

Lifetime Supply of Pantyhose, or some

shit.

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Adam Herz

Adam Herz is an American screenwriter and producer. He founded the production company Terra Firma Films in 2003 with a first-look deal at Universal Studios. Herz was born in New York City and raised in East Grand Rapids, Michigan. more…

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