Airplane II: The Sequel Page #4

INT. SARG'S CAR - ON THE MOVE - NIGHT

He thinks about his wife. SPLIT SCREEN FLASHBACK OF THEIR

BEDROOM. Marge, a cigar in her mouth, is in bed with five

football players -- other half-clad athletes (hockey,

baseball, wrestling, basketball) line up for their turn at

her. Sarg has to climb over them to kiss her goodbye.

SARG:

Don't wait up for me, sweetheart. We're

testing the retro-rockets tonight.

MARGE:

You just can't see it, can you, Sarg.

SARG:

We'll talk tomorrow, hon. I promise.

EXT. TERMINAL, PASSENGER ARRIVAL AREA - NIGHT

The WILSON FAMILY -- JOHN, ALICE and ten-year-old JIMMY --

carry luggage. Jimmy carries a puppy in a small cage.

P.A.

All Mercury passengers please proceed to

passenger processing, concourse level 'C.'

JOHN:

That's us.

Jimmy Wilson looks at Scraps.

JIMMY:

Will Scraps be able to sit with us, Dad?

JOHN:

We'll have to check, Jimmy. It's a pretty

long trip to Mercury.

A PORTER approaches.

PORTER:

Can I help you folks?

JOHN:

(handing him a bag)

Thanks.

PORTER:

(noticing Scraps)

Is that your puppy, son?

JIMMY:

Yeah, his name is Scraps and he's going to

Mercury with us.

PORTER:

No dogs are allowed on the shuttle, son.

JIMMY:

But they said...

PORTER:

(pulling out a handgun)

Scraps will have to be shot. I can do it

for you here if you like.

He SHOOTS.

JIMMY:

Scraps!!!

PORTER:

(laughing)

Just joking. Blanks. See, Scraps is

fine.

Alice, John, and Porter crack up while Jimmy cries.

ALICE:

It was just a joke, Jimmy.

Alice and John look at each other as if there is something

wrong with their son.

ANGLE ON MAN WITH CAGE

A man lifts a large dog cage out of the trunk of a taxi.

Inside is another man dressed in S&M leathers.

MAN WITH CAGE:

(to Man in Cage)

If we can't fit you under the seat, you'll

just have to be locked up with the

luggage.

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