Airplane II: The Sequel Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1982
- 85 min
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Simon hands Elaine the rose. She takes his arm as they walk
towards the sign that reads, "MERCURY SHUTTLE."
SIMON:
For the best little computer officer on
the Mercury mission.
ELAINE:
(smiling)
Simon.
SIMON:
Who would believe that Elaine Thompson was
once a stewardess on the Denver-Chicago
run.
ELAINE:
And I can hardly believe that I'm engaged
to someone like you, Simon. I'm a very
lucky woman.
A man with a suitcase on a leash walks beside them. The
case pulls him along like a dog and takes a leak on a post.
SIMON:
Women and the space program have come a
long way, sweetheart. But after the
wedding, no more complicated computers for
my little girl.
ELAINE:
But, darling, they've offered me a chance
to head up the computer analysis division
for the Jupiter probe.
SIMON:
You're heading up the division in charge
of babies for Mr. and Mrs. Simon Kurtz.
SIMON:
And that's an order, Lieutenant.
The man with the case on a leash passes a woman with a case
on a leash. The cases start a violent, BARKING DOG FIGHT.
EXT. REAR OF TERMINAL BUILDING - NIGHT
SARG (imagine George Kennedy), dressed in a tuxedo, tie
undone, with a huge cigar, which he eats during the
conversation, talks to his wife on his car phone. A worker
in hard hat waits next to him. Behind the worker are fuel
drums and a large sign that reads: DANGER, FUEL --
ABSOLUTELY NO SMOKING, ABSOLUTELY NO SPITTING.
SARG:
(on car phone)
Marge, you better go without me. We've
got a condition red.
SPLIT SCREEN WITH WIFE AT HOME.
MARGE:
(in evening gown, a cigar stuck
in her mouth)
We've got a condition red with our
marriage. I think you're in love with
that shuttle, not with me. I want a
divorce, Sarg.
Sarg lights his cigar.
SARG:
Is there someone else, Marge? Is that it?
Sarg throws the lit match towards the "ABSOLUTELY NO
SMOKING" sign. The worker grimaces but nothing happens.
MARGE:
Sarg, there's been someone else for
fifteen years. You were just too involved
in your work to see it.
They hang up. Sarg bites off the end of his cigar and spits
it in the direction of the "NO SPITTING" sign, blowing the
worker OUT OF FRAME with a MASSIVE EXPLOSION. Sarg hops
into his car, takes a Lava lamp from the seat and puts it on
the car roof -- like Kojak's flasher. The lamp flashes, the
SIREN WAILS, as Sarg pulls away.
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