Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 86 min
- 1,312 Views
ADELLE:
Here you go, honey. Now
remember� this kind of fish
doesn't like it in the freezer.
JENNY:
But what's gonna happen to Dolly?
ADELLE:
Don't worry, I'll make sure she
gets a proper burial.
Jennifer exits. Adelle calls to her cat, and tosses it the goldfish.
The cat catches it in mid-air.
ADELLE:
Rest in peace.
Ace enters the pet shop. It looks like he slept in his clothes.
ADELLE:
fish.
ACE:
Hi, beautiful. What time do you
get off?
ADELLE:
Uh oh.
ACE:
(suggestively)
things about your kibble.
ADELLE:
Well, I hope I'm not getting a
reputation.
ACE:
(switching to mock anger)
Just get me the food!
She chuckles at Ace as she loads a couple of bags with different kinds
of pet food.
ADELLE:
So� ahh, when can I expect you
to pay your tab?
ACE:
I'm a little bit Sli Pickins,
right now, I'm a little Tight
Squeeze Louise, a little Welfare
Wolly, Potless Pissing Pete, I'm
ah �
ADELLE:
If you were a horse I'd shoot ya'.
Just take it.
ACE:
Gravy! I'm good for it, Adelle.
I'm on a very big case right now.
Ace reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a flyer with a picture
of a white pigeon.
ACE:
See this pigeon? It's a true
albino. Some rich guy lost it.
He's offering a ten thousand
dollar reward.
ADELLE:
rare. How are you going to find
him?
ACE:
Just keep my eyes open, and hope
to god it doesn't snow.
Ace grabs his bags and heads for the door.
ADELLE:
You're a good boy, Ace. A good
boy.
He holds the door open for an elderly gentleman who is entering at the
same time. The gentleman
is walking a toy poodle on a leash. The poodle is dragging its butt
along the entire length of the
floor. Ace and Adelle just stare.
ELDERLY MAN:
(in a loud voice)
Do you have anything for ringworm?
EXT. SURFSIDE APARTMENT COMPLEX - DAY
Ace enters the courtyard of a two story U-shaped apartment complex
carrying his groceries. It's a
crappy joint but he calls it home. Inside an open apartment on the
ground floor, the landlord, MR.
SHICKADANCE, sits watching TV, stuffing his face with cheese doodles.
Ace sneaks past the
door and up the stairs.
Ace is just putting the key in the door when the landlord steps up
behind him. Ace is startled by
the dreaded 'Shickadance Rasp' (not unlike Linda Blair in THE
EXORCIST).
LANDLORD:
Venturaaaaa?
Ace straightens up, but doesn't turn around.
ACE:
Yes, Satan?
Now Ace turns around in mock surprise.
ACE:
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded
like someone else.
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