A Night at the Roxbury script
Synopsis: Despite being well into adulthood, brothers Doug (Chris Kattan) and Steve Butabi (Will Ferrell) still live at home and work in the flower shop owned by their dad (Dan Hedaya). They exist only to hit on women at discos, though they're routinely unsuccessful until a chance run-in with Richard Grieco (Richard Grieco) gets them inside the swank Roxbury club. Mistaken for high rollers, they meet their dream women, Vivica (Gigi Rice) and Cambi (Elisa Donovan), and resolve to open a club of their own.

DOUG:

(to the girls)

How you ladies doin' tonight?

INTERCUT GIRLS' POV

The guys moving their mouths -- but the girls can't hear

them.

GIRL #1

Turn your music down!

DOUG:

Yeah! Just follow us!

GIRL #2

You're a big stupid ass!

STEVE:

No. You have beautiful eyes!

DOUG:

I like you too!

GIRL #1

Go home, jerkoff!

STEVE:

Okay, we'll meet you there.

The light turns green. Girls drive off.

CUT TO:

EXT. ROXBURY CLUB - NIGHT

A neon sign reads "ROXBURY."

ROXBURY CLUB FRONT DOOR

A huge muscular BOUNCER, wearing a headset, guards the

roped off area. Doug and Steve confidently strut past

the crowd.

BOUNCER:

Stop!

DOUG/STEVE

What's up?

BOUNCER:

Guys, this is the Roxbury. No one

gets in unless you're on the list.

DOUG:

We're on the list.

BOUNCER:

Names?

DOUG:

Doug Butabi.

STEVE:

Steve Butabi.

BOUNCER:

You're brothers?

DOUG:

No...

They slowly turn to each other and bust.

DOUG/STEVE

... Yes!

They high five, laughing.

BOUNCER:

Quite a joke.

STEVE:

Doug is hilarious.

DOUG:

Yeah, I know.

BOUNCER:

Yeah, you ever hear this one?

You're not on the list.

Behind Steve and Doug, a '98 yellow FERRARI SCREECHES up

to the valet. Car door opens and...

RICHARD GRIECO:

gets out. Looking great, in an Armani suit, beautiful

supermodel accompanies him.

STEVE:

(beside himself)

Is that...?

DOUG:

It is. The King of '21 Jump

Street.' Richard Grieco.

Grieco quickly steps past Steve and Doug.

STEVE:

(aside to Doug)

Check the wheels.

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Will Ferrell

John William "Will" Ferrell is an American actor, comedian, producer, and writer. He first established himself in the mid-1990s as a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, and has subsequently starred in comedy films such as Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010) and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013), all but one of which he co-wrote with his comedy partner Adam McKay. The two also founded the comedy website Funny or Die in 2007. Other films roles include Elf, Old School (both 2003), Blades of Glory (2007), and the animated films Megamind (2010) and The Lego Movie (2014). more…

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