10 Things I Hate About You Page #2

C'mon. I'm supposed to give you the

tour.

They head out of the office

MICHAEL:

(continuing)

So -- which Dakota you from?

CAMERON:

North, actually. How'd you ?

MICHAEL:

I was kidding. People actually live

there?

CAMERON:

Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by

the cows, though.

MICHAEL:

How many people were in your old

school?

CAMERON:

Thirty-two.

MICHAEL:

Get out!

CAMERON:

How many people go here?

MICHAEL:

Couple thousand. Most of them evil

INT. HALLWAY - DAY- CONTINUOUS

Prom posters adorn the wall. Michael steers Cameron through

the crowd as he points to various cliques.

MICHAEL:

We've got your basic beautiful people.

Unless they talk to you first, don't

bother.

The beautiful people pass, in full jock/cheerleader

splendor.

MICHAEL:

(continuing)

Those 're your cowboys.

Several Stetson-wearing, big belt buckle. Wrangler guys

walk by.

CAMERON:

That I'm used to.

MICHAEL:

Yeah, but these guys have never seen a

horse. They just jack off to Clint

Eastwood.

They pass an espresso cart with a group of teens huddled

around it.

MICHAEL:

(continuing)

To the right, we have the Coffee Kids.

Very edgy. Don't make any sudden

movements around them.

EXT. SCHOOL COURTYARD - DAY

Michael continues the tour

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