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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Blue Car
Karen Moncrieff
2002		The past, everything that went before... ...is a dry leaf fallen from a dead tree. The tree's been cut down... ...the leaf crushed by feet and...Rate it:

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All American Bikini Car Wash
Patrick Rodio
2015		I've learned that running a business ain't easy. And if anyone tells you otherwise, they're just lying to ya. And running a bikini car wash? ...Rate it:

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Armored Car Robbery
Earl Felton
1950		MAN 1: Los Angeles Police Department. MAN 2: Los Angeles Police Department. MAN 3: Los Angeles Police Department. MAN 4: Yes, sir. Wrigley Fiel...Rate it:

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Car Dogs
Mark Edward King
2016		1 Available sales to the showroom. Available sales to the showroom, please. Look... I know how people feel about car salesmen. Most of the t...Rate it:

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Car Wash
Joel Schumacher
1976		Hey, L.A., it's a brand new day! Babe, if you want to get down, you got to get up! l'm your wake-up man! J.B.'s rappin' to ya. lf l'm not on yo...Rate it:

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Cop Car
Jon Watts
2015		Wiener. Wiener. Boobs. Boobs. Pussy. Pussy. Damn. God damn. Ass. Asshole. Ass face. How far do you think we've gone? Fifty miles. I t...Rate it:

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Dude, Where's My Car?
Philip Stark
2000		The following story is based on actual events... DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? What's Up? Animal Planet Man, I just had the craziest dream. About what...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
1990		Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
1957		(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
1988		FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
1997		Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Michael Haneke
2007		Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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It's Kind of a Funny Story
Anna Boden
2010		EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...Rate it:

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Jayne Mansfield's Car
Billy Bob Thornton
2012		CROWD: We don't want your fucking war! One, two, three, four, we don't need your fucking war! - What do you think? - What do you want to eat? ...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
Jimmy Carr
2016		Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
Kevin Hart
2010		1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...Rate it:

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Murder in the Private Car
Ralph Spence
1934		1 Our man company how women company hey just a minute now see mr. Brooke hold on right yes sir quotations just a moment please. Allen and comp...Rate it:

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Revenge of the Electric Car
P.G. Morgan
2011		- WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE 405 OR THE 101 OR THE 110, YOU SEE HOW MUCH CONVENIENCE, HOW MUCH MOBILITY, HOW MUCH ECONOMIC ACTIVITY THOSE CORRIDORS SUP...Rate it:

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She's Funny That Way
Peter Bogdanovich
2014		I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...Rate it:

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Taarzan: The Wonder Car
Lalit Mahajan
2004		Good morning, Raj. Get up, son. It is morning. Good morning, papa. - Good morning, son. Hey, get up. You've to go to school. - Has he not got ...Rate it:

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