Clerks.
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 92 min
- 882 Views
Hello.
What ?
No, l don't work today.
Why don't you call Randal ?
'Cause I'm f***in' tired !
I just closed last night.
Jesus.
What time do you think
you're gonna come in, 12:00 ?
Swear you'll be there by 12:00
and I'll do it.
[ Slurping ]
MUSIC it's a meaningless end
to the story MUSIC
MUSIC Got no time
MUSIC And now just
when l know what I'm after MUSIC
MUSIC it just brings me to laughter MUSIC
- MUSIC Just save up
all your nickels and dimes MUSIC
- MUSIC Let's see what you find
and you know MUSIC
- [ Tires Screeching ]
MUSIC I guess I'm livin' day to day MUSIC
MUSIC Just in case you feel
led astray, hell, yeah MUSIC
MUSIC I guess I'm livin' day to day MUSIC
MUSIC Hear what l say, yeah MUSIC
MUSIC Just save up
all your nickels and dimes MUSIC
MUSIC Let's see what you find
and you know MUSIC
MUSIC I'd just die for a piece
of that pie but MUSIC
MUSIC I'll be glad to just feast
on that pie crust MUSIC
MUSIC And now just
when l know what I'm after MUSIC
- MUSIC it just brings me to laughter MUSIC
- Sh*t !
MUSIC Just save up
all your nickels and dimes MUSIC
MUSIC Let's see what you find
and you know MUSIC
MUSIC I guess I'm livin' day to day MUSIC
MUSIC Just so glad to be led astray
Hell, yeah MUSIC
MUSIC I guess I'm livin' day to day MUSIC
MUSIC Hear what l say MUSIC
MUSIC Well MUSIC
MUSIC it's a meaningless end
to the story MUSIC
MUSIC Got no time
MUSIC And now just
when l know what I'm after MUSIC
MUSIC it just brings me to laughter MUSIC
MUSIC Just save up
all your nickels and dimes MUSIC
MUSIC Let's see what you find
and you know MUSIC
MUSIC I guess I'm livin' day to day MUSIC
MUSIC Just hopin' to be led astray MUSIC
MUSIC Hell, yeah MUSIC
MUSIC I guess I'm livin' day to day MUSIC
MUSIC Hear what l say
Oh, yeah MUSIC
- MUSIC Ooh-hoo MUSICMUSIC
- Thanks. Have a good one.
- Do you mind if l drink this here ?
- Sure. Go ahead.
- You open ?
- Yeah.
- Pack of cigarettes.
- Are you sure ?
- Am l sure about what ?
- Are you sure ?
- About what ?
those cigarettes ?
- Are you serious ?
- How long you been smoking ?
- What is this, a poll ?
- How long you been a smoker ?
I don't know.
Since l was about 13.
Thirteen.
Let's see, you're about 19, 20 ?
- Am l right ?
- What in the hell is that ?
That's your lung.
By this time, your lung looks like this.
- You've gotta be shitting me.
- You think I'm shitting you ?
- Here.
- What's this ?
A trach ring.
It's what they install in your throat
when cancer takes your voice box.
-This one came out of a 60-year-old man.
-Oh, God !
He smoked until the day he died.
- Used to put the cigarette
in this and smoke that way.
- Excuse me, but--
This is where you're heading.
Cruddy lung,
smoking through a hole in your throat.
- Do you really want that ?
- lf it's already too late, l guess--
No, it's never too late.
Put the cigarettes back,
and try some gum instead.
- Here. Chewlies gum. Try this.
- it's not the same.
It's cheaper than cigarettes,
-Oh, Jesus !
-it's a picture of a cancer-ridden lung.
Keep it.
- I'll just take the gum.
- Fifty-five.
You made a very wise choice.
Keep up the good work.
If you're gonna drink that coffee,
I think you oughta take it outside, huh?
I think I'll drink it in here.
Thanks.
If you're gonna drink it in here,
I'd appreciate it
if you don't bother the customers.
Okay.
- Pack of cigarettes. What's that ?
- This ?
How long you been smoking ?
MUSIC Kill the drummer MUSIC
MUSIC Kill the bass player
Kill both bass players MUSIC
MUSIC This song is the reason
why I'm now going deaf MUSICMUSIC
Let's kick some ass ! Yeah !
I feel good today, Silent Bob.
We're gonna make some money.
And you know what we're gonna do ?
We're gonna go to that party
and get some p*ssy.
I'm gonna f*** this b*tch,
I'm gonna f*** this b*tch.
I'll f*** anything that moves !
What the f*** you lookin' at ?
I'll kick your f***in' ass !
Sh*t, yeah. Don't that motherf***er
owe me ten bucks ?
You know, tonight we're going
to rip off this f***er's head,
take out his f***in' soul.
Remind me
if he wants to buy something.
I'm gonna sh*t
in the motherf***er's bag.
- [ Girl Laughing ]
- What's up, baby ? What's up, sluts ?
Yeah. So, Bob, you're a rude
motherf***er, you know that ?
You're cute as hell.
I could go down on you, suck you,
make like a circus seal.
Hey, what're you, a f***ing f*ggot ?
I hate guys.
I love women !
What you want, Grizzly Adams ?
You're spending what, 20, maybe 30
dollars a week on your cigarettes ?
- Yeah.
- Forty.
- Fifty-three.
Fifty-three dollars a week
on cigarettes ! Come on !
Would you give somebody
that much money each week to kill you ?
That's what you're doing now by paying
for this so-called privilege to smoke !
It's that mentality that allows
the cancer-producing industry to thrive.
Of course we're all gonna die someday !
Do we have to pay for it ?
Do we have to actually throw hard-earned
dollars down on the counter...
and say, ""Please,
Mr. Merchant of Death, sir, please,
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