Varsity Blues
In America we have laws.
Laws against killing.
Laws against stealing.
It's accepted that, as a member of
society, you will live by these laws.
In West Canaan, Texas, there's
another society that has its own laws.
Football is a way of life.
That's me as a kid,
playing ball with my best friends.
I'm Jonathan Moxon,
but most people call me Mox.
As a boy in West Canaan, you never
question the sanctity of football.
You just listened to the coaches
and tried as best you could to win.
Win at all costs.
Good morning, Creighton Miles here,
looking forward to seeing you tonight
Coyotes take on the Bingville Bulls...
- Do I ever ?
Lance is the best quarterback
in the state.
Maybe if you run up the score...
What if Lance gets hurt ?
That would be a disaster.
As a man on the cross,
pray for the health of Lance Harbor.
- Son, did you pray for playing time ?
- Yeah, I just spoke to Jesus upstairs.
- The crucified 11-year-old in my room.
- Is Kyle strapped to that cross again ?
Kyle... ! Why is he so difficult ?
What is it with the cross ?
- I'm preparing to die for man's sins.
- That's so sweet.
I want it off now. How is your brother
supposed to concentrate on the game
when you've got this whole deal
strapped to your back ?
- He's just experimenting.
- I'm serious.
- We need to concentrate on the game.
Hey Mox, you skinny-assed b*tch !
Let's roll !
Come on, man. Get in the truck.
Let's go. Earn it ! You got it !
Here we go !
- You tell him, Bacon.
- Bacon, off in the flatbed.
If this swine fucks up my new suit,
he's road ham !
I'm sorry, Wendell.
Just kick him off.
I'm gonna toss your pig ass
out on the street.
- I love that dog.
- I think it's a pig.
I love you, brother.
I had the most beautiful dream
last night.
If you need anything,
you let me know.
Tweeder, let's go !
Come on, just jump on !
Good mooning, boys.
I've been up since the crack of dawn
and I have to ass you a question.
- What is up with Carrie-Anne Baker ?
- Darcy's friend ?
Oh, my God ! She's got this look !
That "I wanna suck your dick" look.
- Relax, man, you've got to focus.
- I can't focus. I need to get some ass !
I need to get some ass.
I'm about to f*** your pig !
Give me a kiss.
Tonight we play Bingville.
Tonight we beat Bingville !
In my 30 years of coaching
at West Canaan,
I have brought two state titles
and 22 district championships.
Count them !
And this year,
with your support for this great team,
Go, Pack ! Go, Pack !
Now I present to you our captain,
Lance Harbor. Let's hear it !
- Hi.
- How are you.
I swear Kilmer gets off on this.
He's made your brother a god.
I was lying in bed last night...
I drifted off and had a dream
we were beating Bingville 14-3.
But I woke up kind of sad.
But then I realised it was only a dream.
We'll beat Bingville by more than that.
- This insanity's over in a few weeks.
- Five more games.
No more football, no more Kilmer. If
I get into Brown, no more West Canaan.
- No more games on Friday nights.
- You don't like games on Friday ?
- I like trains better.
- Really...
- You wanna watch trains tonight ?
- Sure.
This is Creighton Miles,
the voice of West Canaan football.
The Coyotes play the Bingville Bulls,
as they try to stay undefeated.
Joining me is Stubby "Stud-Daddy"
Tanner, former defensive great.
- You have a few words for the folks ?
- Just one thing for Bingville fans.
Tell granny to move, the Coyotes
are coming to burn her house down.
Though I walk through the valley of the
shadow of death, I'll not fear Bingville.
Stay loose, Mox. You never know
Bingville don't stand no chance
and Bingville can't see my dance.
You wanna see
the new Tweeder end zone dance ?
You know what it's called ?
The new Tweeder end zone dance.
Stick...
What a night Lance Harbor's had !
Sammy, that's about the most action
your boy's seen, ain't it ?
The Coyotes are punching it in for six.
Billy Bob...
Trainer !
- Did we score ?
- Yeah, we got the six.
How many fingers ?
Three.
It's got to be true/false. Billy Bob, he's
holding up some fingers, true or false ?
- True ?
- He's all right.
If your daddy hadn't played
his heart out for me, I'd cut your ass.
That was a good game tonight.
Good pass, Bo.
Johnny and Robert, defence
in third quarter, excellent effort.
Game ball goes to,
surprise, surprise, Lance Harbor.
Pretty good running the ball, Wendell.
- How are you feeling ?
- Dog tired. It's my knee.
Never show weakness. The only pain
that matters is the pain you inflict.
Look at Billy Bob.
He's got enough heart for all of you.
Four more games.
Hang in there, you're doing fine.
Tweeder, you got any ?
My knee's killing me.
- 500 mg. How many can I have ?
- Keep them.
I got more at home.
We need more effort. What is this sh*t ?
I'm not interested in your muscles !
Kilmer...
What a f***ing a**hole, huh ?
I'm getting f***ed-up tonight.
There you go. Chug it. What do
you mean, is he a boy or a girl ?
Look at the size of that sausage !
I just got so excited about next year,
Florida State and the future...
I think I need to be your wide receiver.
- Really, babe ? Here ?
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