Love Stinks
- R
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
- 443 Views
Come on. Let's move, let's go!
Got to get to Vegas.
- Holly.
- Hello, bride to be!
- There he is.
- I'm so excited.
Seth, my man.
You can still back out.
Would you stop already?
We're getting married.
I have to go to the bathroom.
Thanks for the update, Larry. Go.
I need you to come with me.
We're guys. We don't go in pairs.
We are going to the bathroom.
- I'm not going to the bathroom.
- Come on.
Unbelievable. Okay, my headset.
They'll kick us out of first class.
- We need to go to the bathroom.
- I'm not going in there.
- Two friends can go to the bathroom.
- No, it's creepy.
- All right, fine.
- Thank you.
- You are starting to bother me!
- Sit down.
Larry, you're my best friend...
but if I see Mr. Chocolate,
I'll scream.
You're not leaving this bathroom
until you call off the wedding.
But I love her.
After everything
you've been through?
- It wasn't that bad.
- Not that bad?
Let me break it down to you
one more time.
It all started
at my wedding rehearsal.
Saturday night,
and everything seemed so perfect.
I got my wedding dress.
Then she walked in.
Miss Bachelorette.
Party photos!
Why are you bringing those here?
Give me those, Chelsea!
Who is that?
One of the bridesmaids. Chelsea Turner.
No boyfriend.
Pretty hot, huh?
She could steam clean carpets,
whatever that means.
Say no more. I'll hook you up.
Wait. Why would she go out with me?
- I'll lie, fool. Come on.
- That's my only hope.
- How does she get in parties?
- I don't know.
- Excuse me.
- Hi, baby.
Soon to be Mrs. Larry Garnett.
Chelsea, I would like you to meet...
one of my groomsmen, Seth Winnick.
He's my writing partner.
He's funny as hell.
He actually reads to the blind
I sh*t you not. This man is
one miracle away from sainthood.
I'm impressed.
Stick around. Later,
I'll part traffic on the freeway.
You know, you guys will be
walking down the aisle together.
God, that's great.
- Have you ever done this before?
- Are you kidding me?
I'm like
a protessional bridesmaid.
Hideous Pastel Chiffon Dress World.
It's my first time,
so be gentle.
Nothing to it.
Come here, I'll show you.
I'm an expert at this.
Shoulders back,
chin up.
- Act really serious.
- Serious. So much to remember.
You're doing good.
Thanks to my teacher.
Would you mind dropping me off
by those guys over there?
You can make it.
I have faith in you.
God bless ya.
In sickness and in health...
for as long
as you both shall live?
I do.
I now pronounce you
Mr. And Mrs. Lawrence Garnett.
You may kiss your wife.
That was so beautiful.
- Come on now. Robot, baby.
- Here come the robot.
How's your salad?
It's good.
I'm predicting chicken
and vegetables show up next.
Right.
Bring it on down!
I heard they're serving
dog sh*t pudding for dessert.
That sounds good.
Thank you. Yes,
I'll be break-dancing later.
I, myself, suffer
from white man's disease...
which is the number one killer
of rhythm.
You are a d*ckhead.
Amber?
D*ckhead. Cute little
pet name she has for me.
- I like it.
- Thank you.
Work it, girl!
Normally, all the bachelors
try to catch the garter.
But I'm handing it to the man who
needs it the most, Seth Winnick.
Come on up here, buddy.
Come on. Get up there.
Get up there, you sexy thing.
Let's go!
I'm going to get you for this,
Jetson!
Now that I'm married,
you are next.
I only wish you
the joy and bliss...
that Holly has brought
into my life.
Thank you.
I know she's out there.
Something in my eye.
So tell me everything you know
about Seth Winnick.
Girl, Seth is a great guy.
- No ex-wives.
- Beautitul.
- No kids.
- Loving it.
And I know
because he splits a paycheck
with my husband...
who now splits his paycheck
with me.
- Thank you very much.
- Oh, yes.
Hear, hear.
I think he's so sexy.
I wonder it he's got a big cock.
- Hi, Nana.
- Hello, Holly dear.
Remember, you make him
- Three?
- Yes, three.
Don't be a ho, dear.
Nana, give it up.
Sh*t.
I can't stay long.
Richard thinks I'm in the bathroom.
He'll kick my ass.
Amber's probably
slashing my tires.
I have a crazy idea.
Do you want to get together
later on tonight?
Yeah.
How would you like
to go dancing under the stars?
In Los Angeles?
Wise men say
Be honest.
You bring all your dates here,
don't you?
Not all of them.
It depends on
if my cousin's working.
Eddie, this is Chelsea.
Do women really tall for this?
You know,
I can't honestly remember...
being with any other women.
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
You are so beautiful.
I know you must hear that
all the time...
but never at the planetarium,
right?
Probably because it's dark.
Aren't I killing?
- It's cute you're trying so hard.
- Yeah?
You can stop trying now.
Falling in love
With you
Like a river flows
You'll have to forgive the mess.
I wasn't expecting company.
God, look at the microbes
on that couch.
This place
is a freakin' crack house!
This is nice.
You have beautitul taste.
- Really? Thank you.
- Yeah.
- I'm actually a decorator.
- Really?
You know, I need a decorator.
You have to come to my house.
- Right now.
- Right now?
It's a decorating emergency.
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