Interview
I'm not just saying this
'cause you're my brother.
Or even DC.
I'm telling you Robert.
But do I get to cover Washington?
No.
I have the unique privilege...
...of interviewing Katya.
Do you know who she is?
I mean she's more famous for
who she sleeps with than anything else.
And for her fluctuating tit size.
She's a real maverick, this one.
She's had them reduced.
Too bad for me, huh?
Now I've got nothing
to look forward to.
Hey, I'd offer you one. But it would be
like spitting in the ocean, right?
Robert.
I know you like big tits.
Remember that night?
Remember the night I danced with Tiria,
when I first introduced you to Brenda?
I brought her over and you looked
right at her chest and you said:
'It's nice to meet you both.'
She liked you. You know.
Well, I don't want to keep
her majesty waiting.
You're gonna be okay.
Come on. You know that.
All right?
It's not fair, is it?
I know.
That's not fair.
I know.
Don't be afraid.
God, I hate my character.
Should we run at it again?
No. I think I'm supposed
to be somewhere.
'Do you realize
everybody loves you now?'
Sh*t. I'm late.
Come on, Larry.
There's gonna be more indictments.
This is just the crack on the dam.
Kidding me?
You know if I get on a train within the hour,
I could be in Washington by midnight.
Well.
I mean she's not even here.
Sir!
Hold on.
Maybe she called.
I'm sorry sir but we do have
Okay. I'm sorry.
Still there?
Yeah. Look, I'm ready to split.
No. We definitely said seven.
Well, maybe she doesn't
know how to tell time.
Why am I so hostile?
I've been waiting
almost an hour already.
I'm sorry.
How are you?
Newsworld?
I'm from Newsworld.
Oh I'm sorry.
I realize you're a person.
I try to be.
Pierre Peders.
I'm sorry. Peter Peders?
Pierre Peders.
Ah, I see. I see.
Enchant.
Hey, I was just wondering...
I'm sorry. One second.
Yeah. No, I just got here.
Yeah.
Okay. I'm gonna
have to call you back.
Before I forget.
What time is that thing on Sunday?
All right. I'll talk to you later.
Okay. Bye.
I was just wondering if there was any
way we could have my usual table.
I'm so sorry. It must have
been a mix-up. It's already taken.
I just...I feel a little exposed here.
Let me see what I can do.
Thank you so much, Donald.
Thank you.
No, don't be silly.
Traffic?
Ha? No.
No. My loft is just a couple
of blocks away.
Thank you very much.
I really appreciate it.
Please. We're crazy about you.
Glad to see you in one piece.
I heal rather nicely, don't I?
Oh, my God. That last one...
So intense.
He dragged me twice. Sadist.
Jerrie's right. You loved it.
And you're in the new one, right?
As a ghost?
I can't say.
You're just gonna have to go see it.
Come on.
- I can't.
We'll go see it.
Have a nice dinner.
Take care.
Thank you so much, Dennis.
Donald.
Donald!
Donald, sorry.
Well.
They certainly loved
your slasher movie.
The horror film? Yeah. They seem to.
Were you...?
Were you in the first one?
In the original?
No.
I wasn't born.
That was a long time ago.
But you came into it in...When?
Isn't it 'Body'?
It's 'Body', it's 'Killer'...
Killer Body - Part 4.
And you play a ghost?
Or something?
No.
No. Not exactly.
Did they not send you a screener?
Normally you get sent screeners before.
Yeah. I know it's...
It's in my bag.
Hello.
Hi.
What can I get you to drink?
I think I will have a
raspberry Martini, please.
Thanks.
Miss!
I'm sorry.
Another Scotch?
It's Maker's Mark.
Sure.
And I'll be back with menus.
I'm not eating. We're not...
I mean unless you're hungry.
No.
Okay.
So.
Mr. Pierre Pierre.
What's that for?
My tape recorder had a stroke.
It occurred to me that
I could record sound with this.
Ah, sure. Yes.
I won't take the cap off. Okay?
- No, that's fine.
Katya.
The one and only.
What kind of a name is it?
It's a Russian name.
Kat-ya.
Are your parents Russian?
No, my mother is Dutch.
And my father is...
What city is she from?
Amsterdam.
Amsterdam - Sin City.
I've never been.
You should go.
I've been many times.
Legal prostitution.
And your father? I'm sorry.
Do you know anything
about me at all?
It's all right...
I mean they sent me a brief, but...
You didn't read it?
I mean it's fine.
You just don't seem to really...
No, I'd rather...
Get to know.
Yeah.
- Right.
And I'm sorry I have
not seen any of your films.
I know you.
I guess I know you more
by your reputation.
You mean by who I'm f***ing.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Enjoy.
Okay. I'm...
You're gonna have to forgive me.
I don't...
I don't usually do this.
You don't normally do interviews?
Not with actresses.
Okay.
Washington.
International.
So that's your excuse for
being unprepared.
Because I'm not a member of
the Senate or a general?
Did they mention to you that I actually
happen to be Secretary for Sex Education?
You know if you f*** the right
people in this administration...
You can be the
head of FEMA in no time.
Okay. Look, I'm...
I'm really tired.
Anyway, we really...
Let's not do this now.
No. I'm sorry. Let's...
I'm sorry.
Could you sign something for me?
Like my iPod?
Of course. Sure.
What's your name?
Theodor.
Theo is fine.
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