Heist

-Keep the change.

-What are you waiting on?

-Four cappuccinos.

-Four cappuccinos. Let's go.

-There you go.

-Thanks.

-I've got a break.

-You can't smoke in here.

Hey, buddy, you forgot your change.

-Makes the world go round.

-What's that?

Gold.

Some people say love.

They're right too. It is Love.

Love of gold.

Hold on.

Thank God you're there.

There's been an explosion.

Pick up the phone and dial 911.

I'm burnt.

"18. 36. 7. Pound."

What are you doing?

Find the security tape!

Enough.

Hey, thanks.

Hey, how'd it go?

Finest kind.

-Where'd you get that?

-Here you go.

-You fixed it.

-I made a new one.

-You're a pretty smart fella.

-Not that smart.

-How'd you figure it out?

-I imagined someone smarter than me.

Then I tried to think,

"What would he do?"

-That's one hell of a boat.

-Sign up, I'll build you one.

-I wanna buy that one.

-Well, that's my boat.

Come up with a down payment,

and I'll have it in 18 months.

-We're good at this conversation.

-Then close the deal.

-There you go.

-What is it?

Open it up. It's yours.

It's shaped like an arrow.

Freccia means arrow.

-So you told me.

-It looks Like gold.

-That's because I gilded it.

-Why?

I wanted to sell you a boat.

Good try, though.

I want that boat.

Sell me that boat, and I'll come

down with a laundry bag of cash.

Take the money, take your little girl,

cruise down to a tropic isle.

-How will you get the cash?

-Don't be coy.

You know who I am. Sell me your boat,

you'll be under my wing.

That's my private number.

I can't do it. I'm working on

your boat. Take mine out.

Does that girl go with it?

Call me, I'll have five guys here

Monday laying out the hull.

You decide to sell me your boat...

...let's do something, huh?

-I'd have liked to build him that boat.

-Walk away from it.

Well, Lets start getting

the gear on board.

-You got the charts?

-Oh, yeah.

Why so many?

Wouldnt want somebody to look

at them and follow us.

-How'd I get so lucky?

-You're the law west of the Pecos.

Yeah, I used to be

the Law west of the Pecos.

Now I'm cashing out.

-You got your picture took.

-Is that why I'm cashing out?

If you say it, it's right.

You're the brass ring, babe.

Glad you Like me.

Off you go.

See you tonight.

Stay in the shadows.

Everyone's gonna be looking there.

-Where's the place to be?

-Place to be is in the sun.

Beautiful.

Just gorgeous.

Nobody gets the goods Like you.

Anybody can get the goods.

The hard part's getting away.

Plan a good getaway,

you can steal Ebbets Field.

-Ebbets Field is gone.

-What'd I tell you?

My nephew, Jimmy Silk.

Yep, that's who he is.

-He don't say hello?

-He must have things on his mind.

Anything you want while you're here?

Something for that pretty lady?

-What's she see in you anyway?

-I'm resilient.

-So's Gumby.

-I got a better profile.

You're gonna leave that

down south in Argentina.

-How you doing, Bobby?

-I think you're Looking at it.

You go down south, sit in the sun.

Pull down your bathing suit,

stick your ass out at the world.

You think the worlds ready for that?

The other thing.

We got the go-ahead.

We got a firm date on the Swiss thing.

I'm burnt. They got my picture.

Of you in drag

with your war paint on.

It's a blessing.

It's time to check out.

What do we got?

-It's higher than the estimate.

-Half is yours.

We're on for the Swiss thing.

Why did he tell me that half is mine?

I know half of it's mine.

Me and my crew got it.

I went in hock

and set it up on your say-so.

Let's review. You let me

walk in there with my crew...

...and now you're stiffing me?

-If it was me--

-Yeah. I owe my crew.

I gotta get out of town,

I gotta go.

-Should have shot the girl.

-Should have been there.

This Swiss thing. If I was

a publisher, I'd publish the plans.

Why don't you?

If I was a publisher. But I'm a thief

so I have to do that thing.

Give me our cut.

We'll do the Swiss job.

You know that's bullshit.

You're going travelling.

You gonna play me for a sucker?

I give you the money and you're gone.

The job's set up, you understand?

We did the job, my partners and me.

Hey, f*** you and f*** your partners.

I'm your partner. Without me

you've got, what? Little Lambsy Divy.

-I bankroll this job on your say-so.

-I drove here, I didn't take the bus.

-F*** you, go back to prison.

-What'd I tell you?

I don't think so.

-Guess again.

-You stay the f*** down.

Want to play Elk Corral?

Wanna dress up and play?

Is that the thing?

Is that it?

Give me that f***ing bag!

Your weight and your fate right here.

Your weight and your fate right here.

-Bag's empty, Bobby.

-What?

The bag is empty.

Put the bag down, it's empty.

Want me to pull up a chair

while you rape me?

If you'd pause in your

headstrong progress--

Joe, I'm in hock for all the toys.

All the toys you said go out

and buy. Two trucks, the plane.

-You said spend the money.

-What do you want?

I want you to do the other thing.

You screwed me.

Now my face is on a cereal box.

You got no money!

You're burnt and busted.

What the f*** does it take

to get you to do the other thing?

Excuse me, Mr. Bergman

asked you a question.

Excuse me,

my uncle asked you a question.

-F*** your uncle.

-F*** my uncle? You're the help.

Yeah, I'm the help, motherf***er.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because the road crossed the chicken.

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