Comrade X
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1940
- 104 min
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DON'T YOU THINK
IT IS UNUSUAL,
PROBABLY THE GOVERNMENT'S
ALL FOREIGN CORRESPONDENTS
MUST BE BLINDFOLDED
AND LED AROUND:
IS THEIR MOTTO.
PLEASE, MISS WILSON,
I AM NOT COMPLAINING AGAINS THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT.
A GERMAN JOURNALIS IS NO IN THE POSITION
RIGHT YOU ARE,
MISS WILSON.
EXCUSE ME!
WITH PLEASURE,
OLD BOY.
WE ARE.
WE CAN'T EVEN SEND OUT A WEATHER
REPORT WITHOUT HAVING IT CENSORED.
QUIET, PLEASE.
COMMISSAR VASILIEV.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
COMMISSAR VASILIEV,
HAVE TAKEN OVER THE CENSORSHIP
QUIET, PLEASE!
MADE NECESSARY:
WHO WRITES UNDER
PARDON ME, COMMISSAR, BU COMRADE MOLKOFF ASSURED US
ARRESTED AND LIQUIDATED
AFTER MAKING:
A FULL CONFESSION.
MY PREDECESSOR COMRADE MOLKOFF
WAS MISTAKEN,
UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM
AND FOR THE 3 UNHAPPY CITIZENS
OF MY COUNTRY:
WHOM HE ELIMINATED.
OF THE SOVIET.
HE IS STILL SENDING OU FALSE STORIES!
FORBIDDEN PLACES!
ARE STILL BEING BROADCAS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
THIS SITUATION:
MUST BE STOPPED!
UNTIL THE REAL COMRADE X IS FOUND,
EVERY MEMBER OF THE FOREIGN PRESS
WILL BE TREATED AS A POTENTIAL
TO LEAVE MOSCOW.
WILL BE GIVEN.
ALL TELEPHONE CALLS
HAVE US DEPORTED.
EXACTLY. YOU ARE
DO I UNDERSTAND, COMMISSAR,
FOR ANY NEWS:
FROM THIS DEPARTMENT?
THERE IS NO:
COMRADE MOLKOFF.
THE FORMER HEAD:
OF THE PRESS DEPARTMEN WAS A VICTIM LAST NIGH OF A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT.
HE WAS APPARENTLY, SHALL WE SAY,
I AM SPEAKING:
AT HIS GRAVE:
AT 3:
00.IS MR. THOMPSON HERE?
ALL CORRESPONDENTS
HE'S AT KURKINO,
COMMISSAR.
HIM YESTERDAY MORNING.
OFFICERS' DRINKING CONTEST.
"KINDLY SEND A FEW
FOR VICTORIOUS RETURN
TO MOSCOW."
SILENCE!
INFORMATION FROM THIS DEPARTMEN UNTIL COMRADE X HAS BEEN
FINALLY DISPOSED OF.
GOOD DAY.
WELL,
WELL, WELL!
WHAT? OH!
OH, WE'RE HERE, HUH?
ALL RIGHT.
OH. YEAH.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU ARE, SPORT.
AND DON'T KISS ME.
PLEASE.
HEY, STOP IT.
STOP IT!
MR. THOMPSON!
HA HA HA!
HELLO, VANYA.
ADIOS, COMRADE.
VANYA, WHAT DAY
IS TODAY?
FRIDAY.
ALREADY?
YES.
STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT.
MR. THOMPSON.
I MUST HAVE,
IF IT'S FRIDAY.
WHAT'S THE NEWS
WELL, THERE'S SOME GOOD
LAST WEEK ALL THE TOWELS WERE STOLEN,
THE WATER WASN'T RUNNING,
SO NOBODY:
NEEDED A TOWEL.
EVERYTHING BALANCES.
WHO IS THIS:
STRANGE FIGURE?
THIS IS COMRADE:
BARONOFF,
OUR NEW:
HOTEL MANAGER.
OH! OH.
YOUR PREDECESSOR'S
FAVORITE JOURNALIST.
WELCOME TO:
OUR HOTEL, COMRADE.
ROOM 301.
ANY MAIL:
OR TELEGRAMS?
MR. BARONOFF,
I LEFT MY ROOM 20 MINUTES AGO.
ARE YOU SURE,
MADAM?
SOMEBODY HAS STOLEN
MY BED, I TELL YOU.
THERE'S NO SIGN
MAYBE THEY WANTED I FOR THE PARADE.
KINDLY SIT DOWN,
MADAM.
ARREST?!
I'M SORRY.
IT IS? A LADY?
NO, SIR.
PLEASE. THE GENTLEMAN
OCCUPYING YOUR ROOM
HE IS SPECIAL:
FROM THE KREMLIN.
HOFER?
GOOD OLD HOFER!
WHY, WE'RE OLD PALS.
OLD PRETZEL-HEAD HOFER AGAIN.
YOU'RE SURE
TROUBLE? WHY, WE'RE
PRACTICALLY HONEYMOONERS.
OH, LISTEN.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
TWO CUCUMBERS,
THREE RAW EGGS,
AND A SMALL BOTTLE
OF TABASCO.
RIGHT AWAY.
MADAM, YOUR PROBLEM
IS SOLVED.
WHAT?
8 HOURS.
THEY ARE GOING TO REPORT I TO THE BUREAU OF ELEVATORS.
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
THEY ARE LOOKING
FOR THE ENGINEER,
BUT NOBODY KNOWS
WHERE HE IS.
PERSONALLY, I THINK
PRESSED, AND DELOUSED.
MR. THOMPSON,
EXCUSE ME!
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